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Zuitana's Rap Sheet

Zuitana
Level 15
Health:   25,271/25,271
Cash: $0
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 7 months
Last Seen: 11 years, 26 days ago

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Inmate Blurb:

" welcome to the profile (business board). you've probaly mugged me a few
times or more. just a note: 0% cash seen on profile is banked, the only cash is on hand, jobs have been resigned.
Furthermore, i have strict revenge
policy on attackings and muggings which goes very simply with the eye
for an eye ideal. you attack me, i will most likely hit back, regardless
of the outcome. you. mug me, and i might not care at all. become a full
time mugger, you will be attacked. and seeing as some guys got the bright idea of attempting cell raids, this is a first degree offense, and will be forwarded to my gang supperiors, attacks/mugging/cell raids WILL follow afterword. so don't blame me and be a pansy and go crying to your gang/friends about it, thats life, it was your
mistake and action, not mine.
send any complaints about the system to my mailbox, and i'll be sure to get back to you.
Also, to anyone that wants to buy any amenities i have, here's a link to a list of all amenities i own: http://www.mediafire.com/?irulvy41yzd9uvi

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########READ BEFORE ASKING ABOUT AMNETIES I HAVE FOR SALE######
when contacting me about amneties i have for sale note the following:
1. i do NOT sell any protected amneties, as they are often a royal pain to reprotect EDIT: minimum price tag, 200+ favors
2. no buying favors as payment. i have no guarentee i'll get paid, unless you pay upfront before i post it on the martketplace, as i always uphold my end of the bargain.
3. if you make me an offer on an amnenity you want, make sure you have the ammount of favors you're offering on hand. i don't care how you get it, as long as you can pay for the amnenity as soon as you make an offer.
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SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN FOR THE CELL RAIDING DEGENERATES:
Every fucking little thing in the cell is protected, nothing that isn't in protected isn't in the cell, the "security" in place is only there to waste your fucking time.
So are we done yet? ABSOLUTELY NOT! let's go over the this one more time so that even the brain dead ones get the message:
1. Protected amneties ARE PLACED in the cell. Unprotected amneties that i might have "plans" to protect ARE NOT PLACED in the cell, unconvinced? then keep smashing your head to a wall like a good little moron, so that you can lose as much intelligence as possible, sniffing glue also helps.
2.The lioncub, the assortment of security "protocols" a.k.a extra letters in the combo, are only in place for the stupid ones that think that the raid is worth a shit, but it isn't. They are in place just for you waste as much time as humanly possible don't belive me? do i seriously need to give links to screencaps of the cell itself because you guys are too stupid to figure this out on your own?
3. There is absolutely ZERO HARM YOU CAN DO. raid me, mug me, attack me, all your getting is exp, and time wasted, and what are you doing to me you may ask? a minor interruption or hindrance, but in reality all your doing is slowing things down, nothing i do can't be stopped, in fact the only thing you can do at best, is slow down or delay things for an indefinete ammount of time. If you think can do any "damage" at all, then be my guest, there, this nothing you can gain, no items, no money, no amneties, nothing. Just some exp & energy, nerve and time wasted.
4. If at first you don't succeed, then fail again! What the fuck is wrong you? you failed once, got nothing in return, so what do you do? you do it again! And fail again, with little to no gain. The ones that return to try again, are the definition of doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Honestly, you guys could at least do your overworked little brain a favor and actually learn from your mistakes, that way everyone saves time and is more happier.
5. Finnishing to read sentences and long lines of text. Made it this far? good! you should be proud of yourself, you actually have an ability to concentrate and on things, and most likely, not having dyslexia. Whats that? don't know what dyslexia is? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia then here you go, more reading! riveting isn't it? Funny thing how this isn't relevant to the raids in any real way, but i like wasting peoples time that think they have nothing better to then raiding in cells in hopes of "treasure". So, i hope reading all this provided your brain with useful information that you'll remember for a while. If not, then pat yourself on the back for updating yourself with relevant information, and being being too stupid, or arsed, or both, to bother remember it all. After all, having a good memory is important for a number things, including living your life, pb or irl, and for remembering to do your weekly shopping so that you can buy food for your fridge, and have something to eat (keyword here being something), so that you don't starve to death, but i'd be expecting too much from you at that point. Fun fact: im not expecting anything from you.

Now that you've read all that big text that must be difficult to understand, due to either your drunkness, stupidity, being to high up your arse on drugs, or most likely, all of the above. Run along now, back to whatever things that you do for a "living" around here or in your life, not like i care. No really, i don't. I couldn't give a flying fuck.







 
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