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" I am the taxman!
CONGRATS! You won first prize in this week's lottery! You take home a Small Gift 2012 and $28,000!
You break in to Xxxxx's cell, grab his Bob Plushie, one of every one of his items, and make a dash for the door! You earn 9,250 EXP!
You break in to xxxxxxx cell, grab his Spring Chicken, one of every one of his items, and make a dash for the door! You earn 10,000 EXP!
You break in to xxxxxxx cell, grab his False Advertising #2, one of every one of his items, and make a dash for the door! You earn 10,000 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Energy Drink, a Bottle of Water, a Rolled Blunt, a Bandages, a Clean Zombie Virus, a Health Shake, a Gator Tooth, a Token, a Flim Flam, a Blue Ticket, a Something New, a Toilet Paper Roll, a Adamantium Disc, a Corn, a Zombie Flesh, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Pumpkin, a Hot Dog, a Large Bottle of Water, a Something Old, a Lollipop, a Beer, a Wooden Plank, a Something Blue, a Candy Cane, a Cotton Candy, a Pet Rock, a Cheeseburger, a Red Bull, a Roll, a Pie Crust, a Peanuts, a Raw Weed, a Dead Duck, a Dead Chicken, a Can of Beans, a Swamp Water, a Plastic Scrap, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Apple, a Flux Capacitor, a Ruby Slippers, a Power Ring Thingy, a Chocolate Egg, a Lime, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Zombie Water, a Copper Triverp, a Cherry, a Wolf Pelt, a Bat Guano, a Nuts, a Empty Water Bottle, a Melon Candy, a Raspberry Candy, a Glass Bottle, a Skeleton Key, a Metal Scraps, a Big Zombie Bone, a Salt, a Hard Disk, a Popcorn, a Bat Wing, a Wolf Teeth, a Matches, a Lewd Photo, a Tennis Racket, a Handle, a RAM Chip, a Shaft, a Wire, a Tequila, a Bourbon, a 2012 Champagne, a Blue Egg(Old), a Hot Chocolate, a Tinsel, a Pink Egg(Old), a Chocolate Bunny, a 6-Pack of RedBull, a Green Beer, a Green Egg(Old), a Clover, a White Egg, a Slice of Block Cake, a Turkey Feather, a Matter Injector, a Bow, a Chocolate Bar, a Green Egg, a Pink Egg, a Blue Egg, a Rotten Egg, a Yellow Egg, a Lewder Photo, a Cranberry Juice, a Pumpkin Pie, a Jelly Beans, a Cherry Pie, a Apple Pie, a 6-Pack of Water, a 2017 Champagne and $46 from their bank! You earn 9,000 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Large Bottle of Water, a Health Shake, a Beer, a Cranberry Juice, a Rolled Blunt, a Fake Antlers, a Cherry Pie, a Gator Jerky, a Roll, a Energy Drink, a Peanuts, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Red Bull, a Cheeseburger, a Adamantium Disc, a Chocolate Bar, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Cotton Candy, a Bourbon, a Lollipop, a Chocolate Egg, a Chocolate Bunny, a Raw Weed, a Pet Rock, a Hot Dog, a Bandages, a Pumpkin Pie, a Yellow Egg, a 2012 Champagne, a Raspberry Candy, a Apple Pie, a Jelly Beans, a Hot Chocolate, a Candy Cane, a Egg Nog, a Pink Egg, a Blue Egg, a Rotten Egg, a Candy Corn, a Melon Candy, a Pink Egg(Old) and $235 from their bank! You earn 8,500 EXP!
spuk131 [VEX] tried to mug you, but couldn't catch you!
11/12/2016 1:15amtrell [BGD] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 30 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle.
trell [BGD] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 75 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle
trell [BGD] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 24 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle. Dumb cunt lol
11/03/2016 4:30pmtrell [BGD] tried to mug you, but you beat the shit outta him instead!
You've successfully completed the hit that frametwister put out on trell [BGD]. You get $1,000,000!
trell [BGD] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 45 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle.
You break in, and make off with a a Pumpkin Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Apple Pie, a Egg Nog, a Bottle of Water, a Energy Drink, a Raw Weed, a Chocolate Egg, a Cotton Candy, a Wolf Pelt, a Melon Candy, a Chocolate Bar, a Bourbon, a Hot Chocolate, a Rolled Blunt and $30 from their bank! You earn 6,800 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a Energy Drink, a Bottle of Water and $1,378,316 from their bank! You earn 6,800 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Large Bottle of Water, a Health Shake, a Beer, a Cranberry Juice, a Rolled Blunt, a Fake Antlers, a Cherry Pie, a Gator Jerky, a Roll, a Energy Drink, a Peanuts, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Red Bull, a Cheeseburger, a Adamantium Disc, a Chocolate Bar, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Cotton Candy, a Bourbon, a Lollipop, a Chocolate Egg, a Chocolate Bunny, a Raw Weed, a Pet Rock, a Hot Dog, a Bandages, a Pumpkin Pie, a Yellow Egg, a 2012 Champagne, a Raspberry Candy, a Apple Pie, a Jelly Beans, a Hot Chocolate, a Candy Cane, a Egg Nog, a Pink Egg, a Candy Corn, a Melon Candy and $93 from their bank! You earn 8,500 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Cheeseburger, a Bottle of Water, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Bandages, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Golden Ticket, a Adamantium Disc, a Large Bottle of Water, a Corn, a Breadcrumbs, a Pie Crust, a Handle, a Ruby Slippers, a 2012 Champagne, a Peanuts, a Pink Egg(Old), a Jelly Beans, a Raw Weed, a Melon Candy, a Lollipop, a Raspberry Candy, a Salt, a Motherboard, a RAM Chip, a Hard Disk, a Beer, a Wooden Plank, a Zombie Water, a Big Zombie Bone, a Matches, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Apple, a Cherry, a Dried Jerky, a Zombie Flesh, a White Egg, a Cranberry Juice, a Crunchy Crawdad, a Plastic Scrap, a Empty Water Bottle, a Rubber Scraps, a Nuts, a Glass Bottle, a Chocolate Bar, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Pumpkin Pie, a Apple Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Bourbon, a Candy Cane, a Hot Chocolate, a Pink Egg, a Chocolate Bunny, a Green Egg, a Chocolate Egg, a Yellow Egg, a Rotten Egg, a Blue Egg and $11 from their bank! You earn 8,200 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a Energy Drink, a Cheeseburger and $320,203 from their bank! You earn 6,800 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Large Bottle of Water, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Bottle of Water, a Cranberry Juice, a Cheeseburger, a Health Shake, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Bandages, a Peanuts, a Candy Corn, a Egg Nog, a Pumpkin Pie, a Apple Pie, a Cherry Pie, a 2012 Champagne, a Swamp Water, a Gator Jerky, a Gator Tooth, a Plastic Scrap, a Crunchy Crawdad, a Bourbon, a Candy Cane, a Fake Antlers, a Hot Chocolate and $540 from their bank! You earn 7,200 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Energy Drink, a Peanuts, a Pumpkin, a Cherry, a Chocolate Bar, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Empty Water Bottle, a Toilet Paper Roll, a Bottle of Water, a Chocolate Egg, a Chocolate Bunny, a Melon Candy, a Jelly Beans, a Raspberry Candy, a Rolled Blunt! You earn 7,600 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Pumpkin Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Apple Pie, a Egg Nog, a Bottle of Water, a Energy Drink, a Chocolate Egg, a Cotton Candy, a Melon Candy, a Chocolate Bar, a Hot Chocolate, a Rolled Blunt and $29 from their bank! You earn 6,800 EXP!
You break in to ###### cell, grab his Old Toilet, one of every one of his items, and make a dash for the door! You earn 7,400 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Something Old, a Energy Drink, a RAM Chip, a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Cheeseburger, a Hot Dog, a Health Shake, a Beer, a Pumpkin, a Corn, a Cranberry Juice, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Plastic Scrap, a Gator Tooth, a Power Ring Thingy, a Cherry, a Bronze Medal, a Apple, a Rubber Scraps, a Dried Jerky, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Toilet Paper Roll, a Bat Wing, a Glass Bottle, a Peanuts, a Wolf Teeth, a Metal Scraps, a Gator Jerky, a Rolled Blunt, a Apple Pie, a Pink Egg(Old), a Wooden Plank, a Pumpkin Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Turkey Feather, a Golden Ticket, a Tinsel, a Green Egg(Old), a Dead Chicken, a Lewder Photo, a Dead Turkey, a Dead Duck, a Unconscious Lion, a Lewd Photo, a Adamantium Disc, a Hard Disk, a Matter Injector, a Flim Flam, a Shaft, a Handle, a Flux Capacitor, a Copper Triverp, a Blue Ticket, a Bow, a Crunchy Crawdad, a Fake Antlers, a Easter Egg, a Pink Egg, a Green Egg, a Golden Feather, a Evil Rabbit Foot, a Yellow Egg, a Blue Egg, a White Egg, a Rotten Egg, a Lime, a Wig, a Werewolf Canine, a Pie Crust, a Vampire Fang, a Ruby Slippers, a Rag, a Wolf Pelt, a Bells, a Matches, a Goggles, a Frog Legs, a Motherboard, a Pole, a Wedding Band, a Chocolate Bar, a Something Blue, a Raspberry Candy, a Clean Zombie Virus, a Breadcrumbs, a Something New, a Salt, a Token, a Nuts, a Glowing Mushrooms, a Bat Guano, a Sulphur Dust, a Gold Medal, a Silver Medal, a Gator Skin, a Passport, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bourbon, a Cotton Candy, a Small Ectoplasm, a Can of Beans, a Sports Ticket, a Screws, a Raw Weed, a Candy Cane, a Zombie Water, a Big Zombie Bone, a Horn Nose, a Lollipop, a Hot Chocolate, a Home-made Grenade, a Melon Candy, a Squirt Flower, a Doofy Shoes, a Zombie Flesh, a Tequila, a 6-Pack of Water, a Chocolate Egg, a Ping Pong Ball, a Chocolate Bunny, a 2012 Champagne, a Swamp Water, a Red Bull, a Popcorn, a Lost Infant (chocolate), a Empty Water Bottle, a 6-Pack of RedBull, a Gloves, a Slice of Block Cake, a Zombie Antidote, a Time Machine, a Alka Seltzer Tablets, a 2017 Champagne Glass, a 2017 Champagne and $31,455 from their bank! You earn 10,750 EXP! "
CONGRATS! You won first prize in this week's lottery! You take home a Small Gift 2012 and $28,000!
You break in to Xxxxx's cell, grab his Bob Plushie, one of every one of his items, and make a dash for the door! You earn 9,250 EXP!
You break in to xxxxxxx cell, grab his Spring Chicken, one of every one of his items, and make a dash for the door! You earn 10,000 EXP!
You break in to xxxxxxx cell, grab his False Advertising #2, one of every one of his items, and make a dash for the door! You earn 10,000 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Energy Drink, a Bottle of Water, a Rolled Blunt, a Bandages, a Clean Zombie Virus, a Health Shake, a Gator Tooth, a Token, a Flim Flam, a Blue Ticket, a Something New, a Toilet Paper Roll, a Adamantium Disc, a Corn, a Zombie Flesh, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Pumpkin, a Hot Dog, a Large Bottle of Water, a Something Old, a Lollipop, a Beer, a Wooden Plank, a Something Blue, a Candy Cane, a Cotton Candy, a Pet Rock, a Cheeseburger, a Red Bull, a Roll, a Pie Crust, a Peanuts, a Raw Weed, a Dead Duck, a Dead Chicken, a Can of Beans, a Swamp Water, a Plastic Scrap, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Apple, a Flux Capacitor, a Ruby Slippers, a Power Ring Thingy, a Chocolate Egg, a Lime, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Zombie Water, a Copper Triverp, a Cherry, a Wolf Pelt, a Bat Guano, a Nuts, a Empty Water Bottle, a Melon Candy, a Raspberry Candy, a Glass Bottle, a Skeleton Key, a Metal Scraps, a Big Zombie Bone, a Salt, a Hard Disk, a Popcorn, a Bat Wing, a Wolf Teeth, a Matches, a Lewd Photo, a Tennis Racket, a Handle, a RAM Chip, a Shaft, a Wire, a Tequila, a Bourbon, a 2012 Champagne, a Blue Egg(Old), a Hot Chocolate, a Tinsel, a Pink Egg(Old), a Chocolate Bunny, a 6-Pack of RedBull, a Green Beer, a Green Egg(Old), a Clover, a White Egg, a Slice of Block Cake, a Turkey Feather, a Matter Injector, a Bow, a Chocolate Bar, a Green Egg, a Pink Egg, a Blue Egg, a Rotten Egg, a Yellow Egg, a Lewder Photo, a Cranberry Juice, a Pumpkin Pie, a Jelly Beans, a Cherry Pie, a Apple Pie, a 6-Pack of Water, a 2017 Champagne and $46 from their bank! You earn 9,000 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Large Bottle of Water, a Health Shake, a Beer, a Cranberry Juice, a Rolled Blunt, a Fake Antlers, a Cherry Pie, a Gator Jerky, a Roll, a Energy Drink, a Peanuts, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Red Bull, a Cheeseburger, a Adamantium Disc, a Chocolate Bar, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Cotton Candy, a Bourbon, a Lollipop, a Chocolate Egg, a Chocolate Bunny, a Raw Weed, a Pet Rock, a Hot Dog, a Bandages, a Pumpkin Pie, a Yellow Egg, a 2012 Champagne, a Raspberry Candy, a Apple Pie, a Jelly Beans, a Hot Chocolate, a Candy Cane, a Egg Nog, a Pink Egg, a Blue Egg, a Rotten Egg, a Candy Corn, a Melon Candy, a Pink Egg(Old) and $235 from their bank! You earn 8,500 EXP!
spuk131 [VEX] tried to mug you, but couldn't catch you!
11/12/2016 1:15amtrell [BGD] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 30 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle.
trell [BGD] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 75 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle
trell [BGD] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 24 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle. Dumb cunt lol
11/03/2016 4:30pmtrell [BGD] tried to mug you, but you beat the shit outta him instead!
You've successfully completed the hit that frametwister put out on trell [BGD]. You get $1,000,000!
trell [BGD] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 45 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle.
You break in, and make off with a a Pumpkin Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Apple Pie, a Egg Nog, a Bottle of Water, a Energy Drink, a Raw Weed, a Chocolate Egg, a Cotton Candy, a Wolf Pelt, a Melon Candy, a Chocolate Bar, a Bourbon, a Hot Chocolate, a Rolled Blunt and $30 from their bank! You earn 6,800 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a Energy Drink, a Bottle of Water and $1,378,316 from their bank! You earn 6,800 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Large Bottle of Water, a Health Shake, a Beer, a Cranberry Juice, a Rolled Blunt, a Fake Antlers, a Cherry Pie, a Gator Jerky, a Roll, a Energy Drink, a Peanuts, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Red Bull, a Cheeseburger, a Adamantium Disc, a Chocolate Bar, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Cotton Candy, a Bourbon, a Lollipop, a Chocolate Egg, a Chocolate Bunny, a Raw Weed, a Pet Rock, a Hot Dog, a Bandages, a Pumpkin Pie, a Yellow Egg, a 2012 Champagne, a Raspberry Candy, a Apple Pie, a Jelly Beans, a Hot Chocolate, a Candy Cane, a Egg Nog, a Pink Egg, a Candy Corn, a Melon Candy and $93 from their bank! You earn 8,500 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Cheeseburger, a Bottle of Water, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Bandages, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Golden Ticket, a Adamantium Disc, a Large Bottle of Water, a Corn, a Breadcrumbs, a Pie Crust, a Handle, a Ruby Slippers, a 2012 Champagne, a Peanuts, a Pink Egg(Old), a Jelly Beans, a Raw Weed, a Melon Candy, a Lollipop, a Raspberry Candy, a Salt, a Motherboard, a RAM Chip, a Hard Disk, a Beer, a Wooden Plank, a Zombie Water, a Big Zombie Bone, a Matches, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Apple, a Cherry, a Dried Jerky, a Zombie Flesh, a White Egg, a Cranberry Juice, a Crunchy Crawdad, a Plastic Scrap, a Empty Water Bottle, a Rubber Scraps, a Nuts, a Glass Bottle, a Chocolate Bar, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Pumpkin Pie, a Apple Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Bourbon, a Candy Cane, a Hot Chocolate, a Pink Egg, a Chocolate Bunny, a Green Egg, a Chocolate Egg, a Yellow Egg, a Rotten Egg, a Blue Egg and $11 from their bank! You earn 8,200 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a Energy Drink, a Cheeseburger and $320,203 from their bank! You earn 6,800 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Large Bottle of Water, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Bottle of Water, a Cranberry Juice, a Cheeseburger, a Health Shake, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Bandages, a Peanuts, a Candy Corn, a Egg Nog, a Pumpkin Pie, a Apple Pie, a Cherry Pie, a 2012 Champagne, a Swamp Water, a Gator Jerky, a Gator Tooth, a Plastic Scrap, a Crunchy Crawdad, a Bourbon, a Candy Cane, a Fake Antlers, a Hot Chocolate and $540 from their bank! You earn 7,200 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Energy Drink, a Peanuts, a Pumpkin, a Cherry, a Chocolate Bar, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Empty Water Bottle, a Toilet Paper Roll, a Bottle of Water, a Chocolate Egg, a Chocolate Bunny, a Melon Candy, a Jelly Beans, a Raspberry Candy, a Rolled Blunt! You earn 7,600 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Pumpkin Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Apple Pie, a Egg Nog, a Bottle of Water, a Energy Drink, a Chocolate Egg, a Cotton Candy, a Melon Candy, a Chocolate Bar, a Hot Chocolate, a Rolled Blunt and $29 from their bank! You earn 6,800 EXP!
You break in to ###### cell, grab his Old Toilet, one of every one of his items, and make a dash for the door! You earn 7,400 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Something Old, a Energy Drink, a RAM Chip, a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Cheeseburger, a Hot Dog, a Health Shake, a Beer, a Pumpkin, a Corn, a Cranberry Juice, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Plastic Scrap, a Gator Tooth, a Power Ring Thingy, a Cherry, a Bronze Medal, a Apple, a Rubber Scraps, a Dried Jerky, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Toilet Paper Roll, a Bat Wing, a Glass Bottle, a Peanuts, a Wolf Teeth, a Metal Scraps, a Gator Jerky, a Rolled Blunt, a Apple Pie, a Pink Egg(Old), a Wooden Plank, a Pumpkin Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Turkey Feather, a Golden Ticket, a Tinsel, a Green Egg(Old), a Dead Chicken, a Lewder Photo, a Dead Turkey, a Dead Duck, a Unconscious Lion, a Lewd Photo, a Adamantium Disc, a Hard Disk, a Matter Injector, a Flim Flam, a Shaft, a Handle, a Flux Capacitor, a Copper Triverp, a Blue Ticket, a Bow, a Crunchy Crawdad, a Fake Antlers, a Easter Egg, a Pink Egg, a Green Egg, a Golden Feather, a Evil Rabbit Foot, a Yellow Egg, a Blue Egg, a White Egg, a Rotten Egg, a Lime, a Wig, a Werewolf Canine, a Pie Crust, a Vampire Fang, a Ruby Slippers, a Rag, a Wolf Pelt, a Bells, a Matches, a Goggles, a Frog Legs, a Motherboard, a Pole, a Wedding Band, a Chocolate Bar, a Something Blue, a Raspberry Candy, a Clean Zombie Virus, a Breadcrumbs, a Something New, a Salt, a Token, a Nuts, a Glowing Mushrooms, a Bat Guano, a Sulphur Dust, a Gold Medal, a Silver Medal, a Gator Skin, a Passport, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bourbon, a Cotton Candy, a Small Ectoplasm, a Can of Beans, a Sports Ticket, a Screws, a Raw Weed, a Candy Cane, a Zombie Water, a Big Zombie Bone, a Horn Nose, a Lollipop, a Hot Chocolate, a Home-made Grenade, a Melon Candy, a Squirt Flower, a Doofy Shoes, a Zombie Flesh, a Tequila, a 6-Pack of Water, a Chocolate Egg, a Ping Pong Ball, a Chocolate Bunny, a 2012 Champagne, a Swamp Water, a Red Bull, a Popcorn, a Lost Infant (chocolate), a Empty Water Bottle, a 6-Pack of RedBull, a Gloves, a Slice of Block Cake, a Zombie Antidote, a Time Machine, a Alka Seltzer Tablets, a 2017 Champagne Glass, a 2017 Champagne and $31,455 from their bank! You earn 10,750 EXP! "