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victorallek's Rap Sheet

victorallek
Level 5
Health:   2,690/2,690
Cash: $14,519
Prison: San Quentin
Incarcerated: 15 years, 6 months
Last Seen: 13 years, 9 months ago

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Inmate Blurb:

" If I don't answer email it is because I am playing on my phone, I
will answer when I get to my computer.  (3 AM - 9 PM Prisonblock time,
Monday - Friday)


Before you email me, is your question one of the following?  I am more than happy to answer questions about the game and provide help when I can.  However, this is your warning.  If the answer is here than go to #15.
 
1. No, I won't send you cash.
2. No, I won't send you items.
3. No, I won't send you cell amenities or buy you favors.
4. No, I am not in a gang.  Why? I am waiting until the feature is implemented.
5. No, I don't protect any other players.  So if they tell you I do, they are lying.
6. No, I don't want to buy your [insert item] here.
7. No, I won't attack [insert player name here].
8. No, I don't need a friend in New Jersey or Putnum, I have plenty of real life friends.   Besides, friends don't ask for a loan in their first/second email.
9. No, I really don't give a shit if you succeed here.   I am not here to make your game easier.
10. No, I won't give you a walkthrough for each prison.
11. No, I won't setup your cell and send you free amenities to "help you out."
12. No, I won't protect you against a bully.  I like bullies.
13. No, I won't respond unless you can write English, with full sentences and puncuation.
14. No, I am not employed by the game and am not a "helper, moderator, or administrator."
15. Yes, I will put a hit out on you if you answer is here before you email me.  That is all the cash I will donate to your cause. No exceptions.
 
 
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