Originally posted by teazafied1

I can't wait to read shank's I kno its gonna be great

i read yurs teaza, it was very suspenseful. i didnt think sumtinlike dat kan from an imagination of a girl like you.

dude why so defensive?

pointing out:

Derek Farquhar (rest bro) "knew what he was doing" and "knew how to drive" and it's still some dumb cunt who was texting and didnt pay attention during morning racing through Ottawa on the express way.... yeah that's what she's in jail for but

nahhhh I just wanna be all up in your grill cuz yeah for real I just a secret crush on you~

think?

I Stayed In Bed All Day And Sort Of Glanced In My Mirror

The Only Thing There Was Me And A Grim Reaper

The Grim Reaper Was A Bent Cop

He Would Smoke Your Weed

And Throw You In A Fuckin Cell Block

But That's Why I'm Here

Writing These Rhymes Just To Pass The Time

Singing These Lyrics Until I Shine And I Get Mine

Running From the Police

Dont Need No Greef Today I Dont Need No Beef

Im Just Running Away

So All Im Gunna Say Police Is

Fuck You And Have A Nice Day

made it in 5 mins i dunt think its good but its worth a try

Best of luck to everyone!!

Jshank the suspense is killing me

alright, guys. i jus stepped in da krib and im bout to finish editing. i realize evry1 will B readin so i kant use da slang im use to kuz not evry1 wil understand so im writin it so evry1 kan komprehend it.

also, for da most part its based on an aktual event. and i mus say thers a twist at da end. its very small so unless U pay very klose attention you wont kno wat da twist to da story is.

its nothing krazy, suspenssful, or anything like dat. jus sumtin evry1 (da older players will definetely enjoy and make smile).

i'll B posting shortly. tyhanx for yur patience

The week that I received Parole from Arizona State Prison, alot of stupid things lead me back into this shithole.

The pm parole hearings is what i had and me and my good friend Jimmy both got out at the same time. we decided to steal the Laundry van the drives around to get to Frontier Liquors on 5th street. I walked in with a box on my head and my partner had a welding mask on, our fake names were Bobby Box head and Welty Weldy face, I waled in the door and shouted " Everybody Remain calm THIS IS NOT A ROBBERY, we are taking money for charity". Then some stupid old people tried to leave so I shouted "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING GROUND THIS IS NOW A ROBBERY!!". after we got away from the liquor store we whent back to sunny vale trailor park. We stayed here for about 3 days laying low until my drunk naked landlord plowed down my trailor with all of my possession's inside. Withoutany other choice we decided to rob the SPCA to steal some cats to sell, My black friend Tyrone got locked inside right as the Police were rolling up. Needless to say he was put in jail for 2 years. Then with even less money and two drug habits to feed, we came up with the "Fantastic" Idea to rob a bank, my friend Jimmy painted the laundry van we had stolen from the Arizona state Prison to make it look like the Armored Bank van so we coul dwalk right in like security and get the money and get a new trailor but Randy Gay partner came up in the bank yelling that we were robbing it, he then proceeded to tell me how much he loves me and when I wouldnt say I loved him he tried to jump off the roof so since I had to go on the roof and keep him from jumping we were late leaving the bank so the REAL armored van came up to the bank and saw us. They opened fire Jimmy and Randy were hit, I was the get away driver, randys gay partner jim was following us through the police chase yelling that he needed to take randy to the hospital and since I wouldnt stop he shot my tire out with a pistol. The police then spun my van out of control and the proceed to beat all of us senseless.

The good thing though is our arresting officer happened to be drunk so our lawyers say our odds are good of getting out with in the next few weeks

Last edited by Lil_Stunna 15 years ago

The return of Bxboronigga

Ooh shit, bxboronigga ! What da fuck poppin my dude? Dam it’s been a minute. How U my dude?

Aint shit homie, glad to be home.Thats all. I miss all you guys. We miss you too homie. Dam 6 years homie. wait until you see everybody else. everyone is grown up now. Its crazy on da block now. Ah man, i could imagine. yo phelon215 told me tell you whats good and for you to write him. word give me his address so i could write him. How he doing? He’s doing good. I gave him all my amens before i left. He be in the dayroom all day just writin, working on his book or in gameroom playing razor hockey.

yo the block is so crazy now. wait until you see how these little dudes grew up. Remember Jaymeal? the dude from across town? yea, whats good with him? He got his own team now. He meet some guy named Sandin and they getting money now. I ain’t even going to front, they team is strong. they got 3 main guys that be putting in crazy work. Some dude name nickrox, nofuture & Drss. i was locked up with they man nickrox. you have look out and be careful around them dudes. they got this dude named beans, he's they sniper. He could shoot like a mother fucker. *^

dam dats krazy, jaymeal gettin it like dat? yea homie. dem syndikate guys jus went to war wit the harlem knights. speakin off them guys,wats gud wit them?

yo,you ben gone for 6 yrs,i told U shits Been crazy. rememba they co-leader, the homie swiss? yea ! he passed away. word on da street is beans sniped him from 5 blocks away. they all got the gone but never forgotten tattoo in swiss name. and donelite dropped his flag. he aint a harlem knight no more. DAAAAAAM ! dats crazy . i told you mad shit changed in da 6 yrs you eben locked up.

bxboronigga & jshank718 walks to the store and grabs a dutch and a lighter & returns to the benches outside the building.

WTF !? hurricanefish24 ? thats him? yea my friend, you see how big he got? call him over.nah,lets not do that. he run with jaymeal and them. stop playin he do? i remember when he was just a lvl 6 runner. dam he grew up! look at him, he lvl 15 now. dam these guys grew up. yea,its crazy on the block now. wanna head south so you can see your homies? yea, lets go. we out. my aunt live right next door from your man bangem904. he live 1090 mufasa ave apartment 4B, my aunt liv apartment 4D. oh thats crazy, we out.

" KNOKKNOK KNOK !"

Who is it? its me !

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH ! WELCOME HOME HOMIE. bangem wats relly gud homie?

Bang yells" yo, Bxboro is here ! everyone rushes the door to get to Bxboro. everyone was there. bangem, whisp, yungpow, stoneddkilla, supremagnetik, kdawg187, breezy,dubcity,illsmashyurface, jpistilino,beemdubayou,oldtime, og40thblak & whole riot squad. you could say it was a riot squad reunion. after 6 yrs bxboronigga is reunited with the people he went to prison for.

yo imma head to the store real quick and go see my aunt. alright man, cool. yea since you out get another box of dutches. yo shank,you want me to come with you? Nah, im good stonedkilla, i'll Be real quick. chill wit your homie Bxboro,im just going right next door.

*riiiiing, riiiiing.riiiing riiiiing* 43rd police station, tips department, how can i help you?

i just saw jshank718 & some guy went into 1090 mufasa ave. and theres a lot of noise.

ok ma’am do you know what apartment they went into? Yes, aprtment 4B.

thanks ma’am.

hey captain johnson, i just got a call from an informant, the whole riot squad is in 1090 mufasa avenue apartment 4D. call the A.T.F, the fire marshalls and the swat team. about time we get these motherfuckers ! today is our luckiest day. finally we put an end to the riot squad.

jshank718 returns from the store and goes to his aunt's apartment. he kisses his aunt, grandmother, his 2 sisters and his 7 nieces and nephews. shank stears in awe at his 3 week old new born niece.

BANG, BANG BOOOOM ! police, we have a warrant. jshank718 pulls out his gun and starts shooting. the cops return fire. in a hale of bullets and only 3 minutes of shooting. jshank718 survives 4 gunshot wounds, 2 cops wounded and one left dead and jshank's 5yr old niece and 2 yr old nephew & 76yr old grandmother is left dead.

after a 2yr trial, shank was found innocent of murder of law enforcement officer, innocent of 2 accounts of attempted murder due to a technicality but found guilty of illegal possession of a deadly weapon and was sentenced to 5 yrs federal prison.

I didnt even read the whole thing, it's just a big rip-off from Trailer Park Boys...