Right here it is... the entries in the limerick competition... 

Take a look and please feel free to vote for the one you like the most... 

BUT there are some expectations... 

• You are not voting to support your gang...... you are voting for which is best
• Contestants i am asking you respectfully not to tell everyone which is yours... as i want people to vote for what they like... rather than who wrote it...

I am giving this whole... fair is fair voting thing one last chance... otherwise... i don't know... i won't do this stuff anymore... 

OH... and when you vote...

1. please state the letter of the limerick you like...
2. AND at least one reason you liked it... 

Thanks guys... i will post them then now in groups... so please don't reply to this thread till they are all posted... thanks... 

PS... and if you wanna bitch and whine... please message me rather than spoiling the thread...

1.)

There was a wee man called bang

who rocked a down south twang,

Best not step outta line,

Pop out the matrix and whine,

or else th man will have ya hanged!!!

2.)

There once a pale Irish lad named JC..

I'm guessing he's 27 because he was born in '83..

Trained all week and waited til Fight Night like a slob..

The broke bitch never attacked and all he would do is rob..

But I deceived the fool because I just let my interest build up so there was no cash on me..

3.)

Girl named Hana doin it big, no assistin

Her temper stove hot, so you need to be prepared with a mitten

She smells how she looks, and I love her scent

Reminisant of fireflies, so lumincent

Got me love drunk, fallen, tippen.

4.)

Forrestno1 is known as the Mighty Poo here

He will throw his shit at you if your near

He will shove your head

up his ass while in bed

because sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through his rear

5.)

Covered in Funk

Smells like a skunk

but isnt' a punk

who is he.?

The pickpocket drunk.!

6.)

Hanako Likes Cats

Hanako Likes Hats

But she hates Fake people

Smash em wit a BAT.!

As if they were nuffin Less than a sewer Rat.

7.)

on my way to the top imma not piss off anybody in fronta me........

but i damn sure aint gonna forget who unda me......

shout out to dabangem we gone set it off....

and to mr donelite i didnt forget when u biked me dawg...

and to all u haters jump off no more rides this aint dis a ney..

8.)

you got an inmate named locs

whose prison life is a joke

he is a real clown

the celly's dont like around

i hope they mug and beat him until he broke

9.

There was a guy called carwin

he was sum1 who was always playin'

when hes around he gets people in a panic

more women went down on him than the titanic

but he can only get em by druggin'

10.)

there was a young player named Easy,

Who everyone thought was quite sleazy,

Tried to fuck with the Riot,

But couldn't handle the diet,

So Debang fucked him up - easy peasy.

11.)

There once was a player named holzy

some hate her cause shes kinda balzy

She asked for a trade

but never got paid

cause i felt like she tried to rob me

12.)

Artix awoke strapped to chair

It gave him quite a scare

For he was in a blood stained room

Little did he know that he would met his doom

A day later the room was left bare

13.)

There once was an inmate younglord,

A Playboy he thought he'd afford,

No matter how much he pleaded,

His cries were unheeded,

And the kleenex rejoiced safe in his drawer

14.)

so this freak named supercreep asked me a favor...

"because im so weak, i cant suck dick this week"

"whenever i suck, they go in to deep"

So i said " fuck you homo, but freddymack is cheap"

15.)

There once was a nigga named BangEm

Got tired of shuckin and sangin..

Ironic Disaster...

A black slave master..

So he said fuck it lets hang em...

16.)

"There once was a founder of prisonblock

Who gained inspiration from pride rock

He cost me my wife

I have no sex life!

Oh mufasa, you've lost me my man cock"

17.)

there once was a man named swiss,

he loved to diss,

when he got dissed

he would take a piss

then kiss a man named chris

18.)

A man named Swiss.

He is not one to diss.

I think he types in the dark.

Every sentence A question mark?

Too ugly to ever get a kiss.

19.)

insecure kids list me as a enemy.

spendin they parents paycheck on respect and cell amenities.

i od on yellow bottles.

waste my favors on the lotto.

and laugh at children who shoulda been swallowed and fantasy felonies.

20.)

there once was a guy named seek,

played pb so long he stink,

he took a shower

smelled like a flower,

sat down and mugged supercreep

21.)

there once was a guy named sp3k

inreal life he looked like shrek

while playing pb

he broke the t.v

damnit they made a dvd after me

22.)

There once was a man named Poggie,

Who was smoking a very large stoggie,

Got hooked on this game,

And now Mus to blame,

For him being jobless and living at homie...

23.)

there once was a guy called Big MU,

With the help of King Tommy too,

Bought up prison block,

and now this game rocks,

Now who's got those boxes - Hanako you?

24.)

there was man who was a fighter and a lover

he came across a girl who made his heart hover

Scarlets was her name so he decided he would ask here out

Scarlet said yes and he just wanted to shout

thank you god for making her

25.)

Look its Jaymeal.

He keeps it real.

He loves Apollo Creed.

Like an anal bead.

Wants to make him squeal.

26.)

there once was an inmate named locs.

he really liked droping the soap.

he learned how 2 act.

by listening 2 rap.

in real life we know hes a joke.

27.)

bubbakush just trynna make noise....

on his grown man shit leave the play to the boys...

i got guns big guns nukka im for real....

u got the product i got cash brah lets make a deal...

.and the final statment i b the best on and offshore.....