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The North Pole!

10 years ago  #1
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Gang: Flying Squirrels
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It's that time of year, inmates. Malls are overpacked, children are crying on strange bearded men's laps, and for some reason everybody keeps talking about this "spirit of giving", but nobody is giving to me!

None of this matters of course, because you're locked up in here. Or are you? There are rumors going around that some Passed Out Elf has keys to a sleigh that will carry you to the North Pole. Ha. People will believe anything.

Happy Holidays or something or other.

Blood. Blood everywhere. Everywhere, blood.
10 years ago  #2
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 11 years, 9 months
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Sweet

10 years ago  #3
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yay nice event KT thanks

10 years ago  #4
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Prison: Louisiana
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Originally posted by toraprizonierul haha sounds like a great event, btw whos the fat man Im standing on?

I don't feel like giving away the event for those who have not yet participated (it's largely recycled from last couple years). But it's not a bug. Only difference this year is you can walk over NPCs that you could otherwise fight.

Blood. Blood everywhere. Everywhere, blood.
10 years ago  #5
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thanks KT & staff

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10 years ago  #6
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Incarcerated: 11 years, 9 months
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thanks staff

10 years ago  #7
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Incarcerated: 13 years, 9 months
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is their supposed to be a Xmas tree in front of santas cabin?

10 years ago  #8
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Prison: South Dakota
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yea noone can get in with the tree there

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10 years ago  #9
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yeah thanks for mugging me sun, lol i dont got nothing to take though haha

10 years ago  #10
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