Translation: Tommy sucks at life and is a shitty coder.

This is truth. Time to go find the nearest bridge to toss myself from it.

Nah, might hit an oncoming car and kill someone. Slit your wrists in the tub.

Highjack a passenger train and and go full speed in a curve. Be remembered

u no theres a story that a man tried to kill him self with a gun, he put it in his mouth fired and the bullet came out his left cheek, fired again and came out his right cheek, then put the gun under his chin and fired, and the bullet came out his mouth. So becareful using a gun

I'm still gonna throw myself off of something tall, maybe not a bridge, but it doesn't really matter. The important thing is that I'm gonna make sure my soon-to-be-lifeless body lands on a certain Audi R8 as it speeds down the street for some Chinese food. How about them apples?!

Phone in that order for take-away Chinese food to be delivered? =P

Assholes barely speak english, let alone deliver. But they make some bangin kung food