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12 years ago  #1,641
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12 years ago  #1,642
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genghis you aren't.not at all

12 years ago  #1,643
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Originally posted by COREY1TOUGH http://tinyurl.com/dumbdrunkbabe

at least she hot cuz she dam sure dumb

You catch nickrox [K], and manage to take $4,817,340 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 51853138 EXP!

09/15/2012 4:04pm Congratulations! For being one of the winners in Fight Night, you're rewarded: 100 favors, 1 Spankin' it to the Oldies, and 1 Brawler Trophy 01/01/2011_12:38pm LadyM used a Health Shake and revived you!
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12 years ago  #1,645
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Originally posted by Bluesky
Originally posted by COREY1TOUGH http://tinyurl.com/dumbdrunkbabe

at least she hot cuz she dam sure dumb

You catch nickrox [K], and manage to take $4,817,340 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 51853138 EXP!

. now the beating will arrive as I tried the link

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12 years ago  #1,647
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How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savour, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humour, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,smooch, toast, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, entertain, charm, , drag, crawl, show equality for, oblige, fascinate,attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about,fizz, rationalize,detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse,repair, patch, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, murmur, snuggle,, elevate, serve, rub, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, doodle, hanky-panky, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

How to Satisfy a Man Every Time

Show up naked.

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12 years ago  #1,648
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Originally posted by sweettreat How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savour, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humour, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,smooch, toast, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, entertain, charm, , drag, crawl, show equality for, oblige, fascinate,attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about,fizz, rationalize,detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse,repair, patch, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, murmur, snuggle,, elevate, serve, rub, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, doodle, hanky-panky, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

How to Satisfy a Man Every Time

Show up naked.

if the dude is gay?

“Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.”
12 years ago  #1,649
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so im a bit of a wild sleeper my girl informed me that last night i manage to kick a hole in the wall in my sleep

12 years ago  #1,650
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