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11 years ago  #2,271
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11 years ago  #2,272
Level 15
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 11 years, 11 months
Posts: 106

All my stuff for sale if using paypal
11 years ago  #2,273
Level 38
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Gang: Prison Break
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 4 months
Posts: 3,639

09/15/2012 4:04pm Congratulations! For being one of the winners in Fight Night, you're rewarded: 100 favors, 1 Spankin' it to the Oldies, and 1 Brawler Trophy 01/01/2011_12:38pm LadyM used a Health Shake and revived you!
11 years ago  #2,274
Level 15
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 11 years, 11 months
Posts: 106

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11 years ago  #2,275
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Gang: The Wart Hogs
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 12 years, 6 months
Posts: 3,732
11 years ago  #2,276
Level 15
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 11 years, 11 months
Posts: 106

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots

the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the

fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has

noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up

right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good

day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely

vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to

shit when you hear the price."

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11 years ago  #2,277
Level 32
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Gang: The Vile Animals
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 12 years, 11 months
Posts: 303

11 years ago  #2,278
Level 15
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 11 years, 11 months
Posts: 106

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All my stuff for sale if using paypal
11 years ago  #2,279
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youve got a weird sense of humor

11 years ago  #2,280
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Incarcerated: 11 years, 10 months
Posts: 1,489

Originally posted by sweettreat (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));

Post by 爆笑影片.

BAHAHAH!!!!! Omg. I laughed so hard. DemO don;t you get it? ! lool

 

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