Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change

Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.

Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"

Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???

Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.

Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake

your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion.

Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi.

Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!!

Yo momma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller.

Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!

Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control"