Three guys are in a cafe.

The first guy says "I have the biggest nose in the world"

The second guy says "I have the biggest thumbs in the world"

The third guy says: "I am the biggest asshole in the world"

So to be sure the three guys go to The Guiness Book of World Record's office

The first guy walks out smilin and says "I really do have the biggest nose in the world"

The second guy walks out smilin and says "I DO have the biggest thumbs in the world"

The third guy walks out angry and says "WHO THE FUCK IS CHINO13!?"

Last edited by CeesDaGorillA 14 years ago

Cees, Babydadon6 and Chino13 decide to go to a whorehouse, but find they have limited cash. Cees has $20, Babydadon6 has $50 and Chino13 has $100 - so they ask the madam what they can get and she tells them, "blowjobs"

Cees goes into a private room first and comes back out a little while later smilin. Babydadon6 and Chino13 ask him how it was and Cees replied - just normal

Babydadon6 goes in next and comes out a little while later really smilin. He tells the others how great it was and how the hooker even put some whipped cream on him and licked it off.

All excited Chino13 runs into the room and shuts the door. A little while later he comes out smilin ear to ear. Cees asks him - "damn, $100 what did you get?"

Chino13 replies, "Man she put whip cream on my junk, colored sprinkles, warm fudge and a cherry... that shit looked so good I ate it myself

you needa lay off my boy chino..

I figured it would be the other way around.....he attackin me like i sniped him or something...i didnt do anything to chino

you coming out off the closet with all that gay thinking kid...he said (green card ).legal or not im still whooping your ass