Happy Memorial Day!
since we suppose 2 be do'n ratio's on here now...wuts the ratio of opening pink crawdads 2 actually getn a ammen...i've open 5 & got nuthin but BS items & a gator flask...great waste of 80favs so far & i kno u gonna say u dont hav 2 buy froglegs for favs u can run around & fuk up the event 4 other people by attackn them...but events are hard enuff, never been the 1 to fuk sum1 else's chance of getn shit by fukn with them

If they would have separated the prisons, would it make more sence?


Yes, but unlike the Carnival, South Pole, Olympics, Easter Event, etc. we're actually moving to a new prison to visit the yard. Before it was just another yard that wasn't associated with any one location.

True True


nice speaking
I'd like to point out, Koryn, that dayna was right about the yard change. At one point, you could mug in Louisiana, and yes, we did change it a mere 19 hours later once we discovered the potential damage that would cause.
But dayna doesn't like this change. dayna used to always win fights by mugging people, and then attacking them. The initial mug would remove hp/stam, thus giving her the upper hand. So now that she can't instant-win 100% of the time, the yard combat in Louisiana is considered broken.
In reality, we fixed it so it functions as originally intended. You get 1,000 stats in each combat category (just to help normalize the damage a bit), plus 1,000 stat points divided across str/def/spd, based on the ratios of your actual str/def/spd normally.
We thought this would encourage players to play with their cells to find their favorite ratio for combat and make the yard more interesting, less on-sided. But, surprise! people don't want strategy. They just want easy KOs.
[EDIT]: We still like the results we're seeing (except for the "this game is broken, you cater to level squatters" part). And we still plan to use this mechanic for Fight Night.
Fight Night will likely only be available in higher prisons, just to prove to you guys that we love the veterans. Seriously, we really do. We just don't like being told that a mechanic is broken, when, in reality, you don't understand it and/or it's not to your preference.
i get it now we all have the sameish stats its just the amens in the cell decide which stats 2 add it on we need 2 design the cell 2 give us the right amount of stats we would like on each certain stats

Basically the only winners in this event are the mathmateics geniuses, hiring myself out for 5k favs

Yes, everyone should hire geniuses who are unable to spell their subject of expertise.

Yes, everyone should hire geniuses who are unable to spell their subject of expertise.
I said im a math genuis not a spelling one jeeez lay off

Yes, everyone should hire geniuses who are unable to spell their subject of expertise.
I said im a math genuis not a spelling one jeeez lay off
What's the integral of sinx/cosx? That's simple enough.