lol

Ugh I know right? My friend Jen is like on it 24/7. I mean I can't complain I'm on computer 24/7 as well. But haha yeah.

Yeah I have ADHD bad. Topic to topic. Ask my friends and man. They know it all too well.

I'm sure all your friends are imaginary and they live in your cupboard, and when you're cooking stuff for yourself they come out n pinch your bums.

That's what my leprechauns do.

I have never been more lost... *goes away and waits for my *

HOW DID YOU KNOW D:

Those fucking snitches...I knew those gnomes were lying bastards...told me if I let them pinch it they wouldn't tell -rage fayce-

This topic isn't really going anywhere so I'm sure the majority of people are lost. Including me. C:

that's why I keep my ground chili pepper shaker on top of the stove! They're too tiny to climb on there so they can't take it away. When they pesker me too much I just shake the shit right in their eyeballs!! You should try that :O

And chucking imaginary imps out the window is quite stress-relieving too~~

oh come now you're listening to their fairy tales!!! Rule Number One: figments of your imagination, as violent as they appear cannot injure you!! (For the most part, unless you're talking about me) and when you fall asleep, they poof and become part of your dreamscape. They do not exist in the real world at night if you are not conscious to see them! That's why they torment you in your dreams so you wake up earlier so they can feel accomplished with their miserable Brownie lives.

Experience speaks~

*ponders* I dunno if ClosetGay is into gnomes?

I just got into the infirmary and saw his name. I'll ask him. He might be able to save my ass. He's my only hope.