Weird! As I was reading, I was definitely thinking of Gandalf..no lie

i know there are many people from different countries here, so Jax_T has a chanse of finding compatriots here... not big one, but he may hope anyway

Your friends must be stoners right? Smoking the joint under a clear night sky, looking at the stars and being philosophical about everything and nothing , eventually the conversation ends with how awesome Odin and Thor are with their immense phallus... I can image that.

Stoner 1: How can Odin and Thor not rule the world?

Stoner 2: Yeah I know...

Stoner 1: I mean, it says there in the wikipedia that they have immense phallus.

Stoner 2: Yeah...

Stoner 1: Where in the Bible does it states that Jesus had an immense phallus.

Stoner 2: ...

Stoner 1: No where, right?

Stoner 2: ...

Stoner 1: So Jesus' phallus must've been pretty average if they didn't deemed it worth mentionning, right?

Stoner 2: Totally average...

Stoner 1: ...

Stoner 1: (So if Odin's and Thor's are bigger than Jesus'...)

Stoner 2: You OK bro?

Stoner 1: I got it! If Odin's and Thor's phallus are bigger than Jesus', then Odin and Thor must be more powerful than Jesus, therefore proving that Odin and Thor rules the world! Take that Christianity!

Stoner 2: You're a genius.

You see, Thor's hammer is merely a metaphor...