hey mates, hope you all get no shit for christmas, in game- and real life.

for those who were not one of the few lucky sods in the fire sale (or at some referal contest in the past) :

i've got a Xbox amenity extra. I DON'T WANT REAL (OR PAYPAL) MONEY. Here's your chance to grab one of this hard limited (66 consoles were in the whole fire sale, i think) mojos.

If you were interessted in buying/ trading this, you can give a bid. Before you send me a bid, READ ALONG:

I don't need to sell it, i'm not broke. But i enjoy this game so much, i want you all to have also fun here and i want to make things a little bit more fair (there are plenty of inmates here with no possibility to buy favors for several reasons, so they didn't take part that much in the fire sale as some others) and give a real chance to everyone who's interessted.

A lot of the top inmates in Arizona have at least two of the consoles, that makes these anyway strong and powerfull oddballs any more stronger. 

As i want to have everyone gets a real chance, you can place your bids till Monday, 12/18/2009  -  04:00am game time.

You don't have to pay it instantly. Of course i want to make some profit with this, so you'll get the possibility to pay for it much more than you can despoit max. to your bank account. Instalments are available, once your the lucky winner of this little auction. That foreknows that you trust me. I might be a snob and boastful, but i never cheated on anybody. Feel free to ask around. I respect your private sphere (though it's prison), if you don't want, i won't talk about  the content of your bid (please write this to me, actually i like gossip). You will have 48h after winning the auction for paying me, otherwise the second rank will get the Xbox. It's not said that the highest amount wins, i do this to raise me fun and if you bid something really cool or funny you'll raise your chance.

---> How i place a bid to this greedy busybody punkrocker 1977:

1. Think about what is it worth to you. maybe this is your one and only possibility to get that. You can offer me money, items, amenities, violant threats, loveletters, blowjobs or a mix of all - be creative....

2. Once you give your bid, it's firm for me. Your first bid count.

3. Write me a message. If you post your bid here, i'll ignore it.

4. Wait

5. Enjoy this great game

6. I will post on monday either the winner or just *sold* (if he/ she wants to remain anonymous)

This thing gives you a real advantage:

XBOX 360

No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!

Effects: +10% strength, +10% defense, +10% speed, +5 energy, +10 nerve, +20 stamina

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

Requirements: 1 TV on Crate OR 1 Flat Screen TV

                                              Good luck!

I offer you my best friend Tim. Me and Tim are bff since 3rd grade. What's awesome about Tim is that he will believe everything you tell him. He's just that willing to believe. I once made him believe God existed, hehe. Another cool thing about Tim is that *whisper*he's invisible...*whisper* O_O. But don't tell anyone though; people tend to judge you after. Tim is also quite the humorist, right Tim?... nice one Tim.

Oh Tim... It tares me apart to give him away like this... but that xbox is just too tempting. If you accept this trade... please promise me you'll be nice to Tim OK?

Oh wow! A friend! One just for myself! No worries, Tim will have a good time here. He could ride my unicorn (but he has to ask first) and we could debatte with all these voices in my head. They are sooo many, i lose every negotiation. But with Tim on my side that will be no problem anymore. Together we will beat them down!

haha "ride my unicorn" -- no homo.

Timmy is riding the unicorn:

1977, you really are an honest guy.  I trust your word.

22h left. trhx for all the bids so far. Some are REALY crazy.

Well might as well try. ( I won't get it for sure.) Calculating my chances, I have about .01% chance of winning.

I don't have much to give. Hopefully next year.

Souls always make good trade in these situations. What about it Gabzo?

By the way what is the bid at the moment so that i might think to increasing to to some point of my pocket