The King's Men Only Thread





I hope she dont put a restraining order on you :O




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What, join my date with the girl with huge boobs? Not sure she'll be cool with that but I can always ask. lol
I can wear a mustache if she needs to be more comfortable? maybe the bathroom rug on my chest too
Well you could borrow my tash but I think I would look a bit silly with just side burns and a goaty on their own! Though I do have a wolf skin rug you can borrow... its particularly furry. lol
only if the date with big boobs likes furries.
Furies or furbies? lol. Well I don't know about furbies but I hope she likes furies as my chest is somewhat rug like! If my dad is anything to go by I'll end up with the Sean-Connery-carpet soon lmao
oh lawd. >.< thats why I prefer dates with big boobs. its okay I'm sure you're a nice guy at least
Lol. If only I was nice!
I hope she dont put a restraining order on you :O
I hope not... I have already been banned from half of London, couldn't deal with Putney too!





oops wrong thread
What, join my date with the girl with huge boobs? Not sure she'll be cool with that but I can always ask. lol
I can wear a mustache if she needs to be more comfortable? maybe the bathroom rug on my chest too
Well you could borrow my tash but I think I would look a bit silly with just side burns and a goaty on their own! Though I do have a wolf skin rug you can borrow... its particularly furry. lol
only if the date with big boobs likes furries.
Furies or furbies? lol. Well I don't know about furbies but I hope she likes furies as my chest is somewhat rug like! If my dad is anything to go by I'll end up with the Sean-Connery-carpet soon lmao
oh lawd. >.< thats why I prefer dates with big boobs. its okay I'm sure you're a nice guy at least
Lol. If only I was nice!
I hope she dont put a restraining order on you :O
I hope not... I have already been banned from half of London, couldn't deal with Putney too!



oops wrong thread
What, join my date with the girl with huge boobs? Not sure she'll be cool with that but I can always ask. lol
I can wear a mustache if she needs to be more comfortable? maybe the bathroom rug on my chest too
Well you could borrow my tash but I think I would look a bit silly with just side burns and a goaty on their own! Though I do have a wolf skin rug you can borrow... its particularly furry. lol
only if the date with big boobs likes furries.
Furies or furbies? lol. Well I don't know about furbies but I hope she likes furies as my chest is somewhat rug like! If my dad is anything to go by I'll end up with the Sean-Connery-carpet soon lmao
oh lawd. >.< thats why I prefer dates with big boobs. its okay I'm sure you're a nice guy at least
Lol. If only I was nice!
I hope she dont put a restraining order on you :O
I hope not... I have already been banned from half of London, couldn't deal with Putney too!

Hahaha. No need for chloroform when you are 6'4"! lol





oops wrong thread
What, join my date with the girl with huge boobs? Not sure she'll be cool with that but I can always ask. lol
I can wear a mustache if she needs to be more comfortable? maybe the bathroom rug on my chest too
Well you could borrow my tash but I think I would look a bit silly with just side burns and a goaty on their own! Though I do have a wolf skin rug you can borrow... its particularly furry. lol
only if the date with big boobs likes furries.
Furies or furbies? lol. Well I don't know about furbies but I hope she likes furies as my chest is somewhat rug like! If my dad is anything to go by I'll end up with the Sean-Connery-carpet soon lmao
oh lawd. >.< thats why I prefer dates with big boobs. its okay I'm sure you're a nice guy at least
Lol. If only I was nice!
I hope she dont put a restraining order on you :O
I hope not... I have already been banned from half of London, couldn't deal with Putney too!

Hahaha. No need for chloroform when you are 6'4"! lol
does that mean you kneel down for a BJ?




oops wrong thread
What, join my date with the girl with huge boobs? Not sure she'll be cool with that but I can always ask. lol
I can wear a mustache if she needs to be more comfortable? maybe the bathroom rug on my chest too
Well you could borrow my tash but I think I would look a bit silly with just side burns and a goaty on their own! Though I do have a wolf skin rug you can borrow... its particularly furry. lol
only if the date with big boobs likes furries.
Furies or furbies? lol. Well I don't know about furbies but I hope she likes furies as my chest is somewhat rug like! If my dad is anything to go by I'll end up with the Sean-Connery-carpet soon lmao
oh lawd. >.< thats why I prefer dates with big boobs. its okay I'm sure you're a nice guy at least
Lol. If only I was nice!
I hope she dont put a restraining order on you :O
I hope not... I have already been banned from half of London, couldn't deal with Putney too!

Hahaha. No need for chloroform when you are 6'4"! lol
does that mean you kneel down for a BJ?
Nah I just get her to stand on a yellow-pages



