For just $75, you can negotiate yourself your very own prostitute

for a whole day! That's right! You can enjoy, in the comfort of your

cell, your very own hooker, for an entire day, for only $75!

But where can I get my dirty hands on such a fine deal you ask?

Well that's where it gets even better!

You

see, I, the advertiser, have just procured myself a level 3 hooker

certificat. What's even more crazy is that I only live several cells

away from you.

Jaw dropping isn't it? Or should a dare write... pants dropping! Hahaha!

So go! Run to the warden! And ask him a favor and tell him you want me, ThyWhiskyMan, the amazing level 3 male hooker!

I can bleep the bleep out of your bleep like no one else, guaranteed!

Or for my female clientèles.

I can bleep your bleep like no one else (not guaranteed).

Try me today!

ell oh elllz

Ahhhhhh. Get some girls and Ill be back. xD Till them. Dont come withen 200ft. xD

I can be soft, just close your eyes and pretend.

Ive never been more horrerfied. Im too young to be sucked off. xD Pg 14 my brother. Pg 14. xD

Who's talking about sucking things. I was refering to massages. I have quite the touch *wink*wink* ladies

Omg. This game is being murdered in one forum. xD

Come on hoodster, baby, murdered? You don't really think that do you. A

big man like you shouldn't say these violent words. You can take more then one suggestively spicy term, am I not right you sturdy thing? :P

Holy hell! Funniest thing I've read on here yet.

You may love rape, Mr. WhiskyMan, but you're not a bad dude in my book.

*shock*