Your mom is...
Philthy...
I'm bored and tired of criming... please post your best "Your mom is..." and lets see what makes us laugh -
YOUR MOM IS...
SuperJuice
Your mother is so stupid she tryed too rob the bank but locked her self in the police car
your mother is so stupid she tryed to drown a gold fish :l
tell your mother to stop changeing her lipstick my dick starts to look like a rainbow
xxxMrBi...
yo mom is so stupid she puts a piece of paper over the television and calls it pay per view
Scrapp
your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
your mom so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
your mom so stupid i told her it was chili outside, she went and grabbed a bowl
SuperJuice
24 minutes, 4 seconds
Lost a fight against Scrapp.................................
dayna
24 minutes, 34 seconds
Lost a fight against Scrapp...........................
09/22/2012 10:33amSuperJuice attacked you! You won and hospitalized her for 50 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle. 01/27/2013 11:50amsupremagnetic [RS] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 34 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle NATE1979
Yo Mama is so greasy, just the oil off her leg hairs has supplied you with enough gay lube for 25 years!
Death_H...
Your mum is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your mum is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your mum is so fat the last time she laid on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
And now some geeky ones for engineers and such like....
Your mum is muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Your mum is such a whore that even the noble gases are attracted to her.
Your mum is so old that she goes on carbon dates.
rjp123
YOUR MOM SO STUPID SHE TOOK A SHIT THEN WHIPPED HER PUSSY AND GOT UP..
Scrapplmfao
SuperJuice
24 minutes, 4 seconds
Lost a fight against Scrapp.................................
dayna
24 minutes, 34 seconds
Lost a fight against Scrapp...........................
09/22/2012 10:33amSuperJuice attacked you! You won and hospitalized her for 50 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle. 01/27/2013 11:50amsupremagnetic [RS] attacked you! You won and hospitalized him for 34 minutes! Click here to see the whole battle Bronson...
If you grab the tail of the fish and pull it backwards in the water the water gets into the gills of the fish and causes it to drowned, so you can drowned a fish, a fishes gill are designed to remove Oxygen from the water only in one direction there for if you drag a fish backwards it will suffocate
THEBIGWOOP
your mom is so ugly she make onions cry