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14 years ago  #11
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Originally posted by Bronson2010
Originally posted by Juice_Lucy

your mother is so stupid she tryed to drown a gold fish :l

If you grab the tail of the fish and pull it backwards in the water the water gets into the gills of the fish and causes it to drowned, so you can drowned a fish, a fishes gill are designed to remove Oxygen from the water only in one direction there for if you drag a fish backwards it will suffocate

Interesting. As a side fact, a shark has to keep moving to stay alive as unlike a fish, it's gills cant pump water through them so they either need to swim (and that includes when sleeping) or rest in an area with current to allow the water to pass through their gills.

14 years ago  #12
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yo mama so stupid she thought the world was gonna end so she went to da store and bought a lifesaver

14 years ago  #13
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Your mama so fat dora cant even explore her

14 years ago  #14
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your mama is so fat she got baptized at sea world

DONT KNOCK IT, JUST BLOCK IT 
14 years ago  #15
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Originally posted by Stonecoldrobber Your mama so fat dora cant even explore her

I think I saw a porn along those lines once...

14 years ago  #16
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Your mum is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

14 years ago  #17
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

14 years ago  #18
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YO MOMMA SO BROKE SHE USED TO COOK YALL SHIT IN PISS BEFORE DCFS TOOK YALL FROM HER...SOMETIMES YALL WOULD EAT GRASS TOO..

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14 years ago  #19
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your mom is so pretty

Ye i know.. Im beastin'
14 years ago  #20
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Yo momma so fat she has to apply her lipstick with a paint roller

Yo mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

Yo momma so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood

Yo momma so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot

Yo mommas so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

 

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