He has small hands like the T-rex he types with.

yeah dinos rock lol

 i was a dino called deeneysours   sciencets have not descoverd me yet

Well, Im an Ironwolf *Wolf made of iron* and i can shapeshift :P

well i am  a boy called deeney =o lol

I take it that you lied about your facial hair then?

  well i  am not a man yet i am 16

Age doesn’t determine whether or

not you’re a man. When you’re a man, you know it. For example; I clearly

remember as it was yesterday, the day at which I knew I had become a man.

I spent 9 long months in a dark,

damp cave. I was trapped, naked and hungry. All I had on me was a red bandana.

My captors were feeding me through

what appeared to be an elongated plastic tube that was hanging above my head. Disgusting

food by the way, but it was either eating that pre-chewed crap or starve to

death… so I ate. As the months were passing, my cave seemed to proportionally

shrink… there was nothing to understand; the cave shrank so much that I

eventually could barely move.

I had become demoralized, losing

more and more of my hope to ever see daylight as days passed… I eventually cried.

They were still feeding me through that tube but I didn’t care anymore, I was

hungry but I wasn’t eating… I was crying. Anger soon took place of sadness. I suddenly

became furious; swearing and insulting that stupid tube, punching and kicking

what had become my prison. I had completely lost it. Not even you Deeney, in

your almighty Deeneysours form could have stopped me, and I’m not joking.

When my anger finally passed,

when I finally came back to my senses, I started hearing sounds and voices. That’s

when I know I became man. Still naked, I wrapped my bandana tightly around my

head. I remembered often feeling cold breezes between my bottom cheeks. You

see, before my rage I never actually tried to move around. It never came to me

that these walls could be stretched. Up until then, I was in a foetus position

sucking my food out of that tube; but now, I was standing upright… until that

earthquake.

I lost my foot and fell on my

ass, opening at the same time what seemed to be a passageway. If I would ever

get out of here, there was my chance; but I needed a weapon. Whatever was out

there clearly didn’t want me out. So I yanked that feeding tube to use it as a possible

whip.

I started to crawl down that

passageway. I could feel the walls squeezing and unsqueezing around me, as if this

cave was alive. I eventually could see the exit. Light was coming through a

vertical fissure that gradually opened as I came ever closer to what seemed to

be the end of the road. Fresh air soon tickled my nose. I stopped and tried to

listen if there was anyone near; I could hear one person encouraging a woman

who seemed to be in pain. A revolution I thought? Could there be more people

like me trying to escape?

I squeezed my bandana even

tighter, took a deep breath and… hands! 2 fucking giant hands were coming at

me!

I took my improvised whip and

cracked it on one of his fingers. I hurt him, I know because he removed his

hands quickly. I then saw an eye and a bright light. I didn’t think, I just

leaped behind his head and used my whip as a garrote. My sight wasn’t yet

adjusted to the light but I could determine another giant sitting in front of

me on what appeared to be a table; it was looking at me.

Squeezing my captor’s throat ever

tighter, I began to fear that the other giant would come and help him;

strangely it never did.

I finally killed my victim with

almost no effort. When I looked up again, the giant who was sitting on the

table was still starring at me. I could now determine that it was a giant

woman. Wondering why she didn’t help his friend, I asked her who she was. She looked

shocked and didn’t say a thing.

I looked around me to see if I

could find a possible exit and noticed an opened window. So I climbed on a

giant chair, pulled myself onto a counter, grabbed a small white towel that was

lying there, tied it around my neck and leaped out of the window. I

successfully escaped my captors.

That day, I knew I was a man.

what book did you get that out of  ? lol

Thats his life :O