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Competition: Why the fuck R U locked up AGAIN? I thought U were paroled >_>

15 years ago  #81
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Originally posted by Elena
Originally posted by Lil_Stunna The week that I received Parole from Arizona State Prison, alot of stupid things lead me back into this shithole.

The pm parole hearings is what i had and me and my good friend Jimmy both got out at the same time. we decided to steal the Laundry van the drives around to get to Frontier Liquors on 5th street. I walked in with a box on my head and my partner had a welding mask on, our fake names were Bobby Box head and Welty Weldy face, I waled in the door and shouted " Everybody Remain calm THIS IS NOT A ROBBERY, we are taking money for charity". Then some stupid old people tried to leave so I shouted "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING GROUND THIS IS NOW A ROBBERY!!". after we got away from the liquor store we whent back to sunny vale trailor park. We stayed here for about 3 days laying low until my drunk naked landlord plowed down my trailor with all of my possession's inside. Withoutany other choice we decided to rob the SPCA to steal some cats to sell, My black friend Tyrone got locked inside right as the Police were rolling up. Needless to say he was put in jail for 2 years. Then with even less money and two drug habits to feed, we came up with the "Fantastic" Idea to rob a bank, my friend Jimmy painted the laundry van we had stolen from the Arizona state Prison to make it look like the Armored Bank van so we coul dwalk right in like security and get the money and get a new trailor but Randy Gay partner came up in the bank yelling that we were robbing it, he then proceeded to tell me how much he loves me and when I wouldnt say I loved him he tried to jump off the roof so since I had to go on the roof and keep him from jumping we were late leaving the bank so the REAL armored van came up to the bank and saw us. They opened fire Jimmy and Randy were hit, I was the get away driver, randys gay partner jim was following us through the police chase yelling that he needed to take randy to the hospital and since I wouldnt stop he shot my tired out with a pistol. The police the spun my van out of control and the proceed to beat all of us senseless.

The good thing though is our arresting officer happened to be drunk so out lawyers say our odds are good of getting out with in the next few weeks

I didnt even read the whole thing, it's just a big rip-off from Trailer Park Boys...

shhhhhh your not supposed to talk about it

But I did get sent back to prison for robbing the liqour store

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15 years ago  #82
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Originally posted by Lil_Stunna

shhhhhh your not supposed to talk about it

Originally posted by hanako

Yeah write what you like... as long as it ain't copied from somewhere... it has to be an original piece of work please...

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15 years ago  #83
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15 years ago  #84
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EDIT: kept screwing over but here it is hopefully

It all started when i was 14 years old, my family is dirt poor and i never got what i wanted or needed, i was picked on at school for not having what the trend was.

one christmas i was fortunate to recieve a laptop and a photocopier/printer to help with my school work, my poor mother saved up a whole year just to make me happy and be succsesful, i also recieved £10 in a christmas card from my aunty.

It was the best christmas ive ever had.

By jan 01 i still had the money that my aunty gave me and i was really hungry, i didnt want to spend my money i wanted to save it up and one little idea struck me, this one idea that would change my life forever...

With the crisp £10 note i still had in my drawer, i stuck it in the photo copier, pressed the copy and print button turned the note over and the paper, i was amazed, the note looked legit but it didnt have its water marks and some one with a good eye would spot it was a fake any day but i taken my chances.

I went to my local store and picked lots of sweats and something to eat, i go to the till to purchase my item, "£4.50 please"

my heart sunk, i knew i was going to do something bad, but my hunger made me give the shop keeper the copied note, he didnt take the time to look at the note and just stuffed it into the till, and gave me a five pound note and 50 pence change, i swiftly taken my stuff i ran home in excitement.

After a full stomach and feeling good, i pull the change from my pocket and it struck me, i made real money by spending fake money. i spent the whole night that day printing notes from all the paper i had left.

first it was petty, asking people for change for the notes, spending as little as possible in stores just to make my money, the first week ive made my first 1k, ive never seen so much real money all at once and with this money earned i invested more into my crime, i bought a bigger and better printer that could print on more finer paper, with this finer paper i was able to make the notes feelt more crisp and looked way much more convincing than the last batch, also i was printing 20's and 50's.

i had way too much fake cash to spend all at once, so i decided to have some of my friends help out and we became partners in crime.

at the age of 15 i was the richest person in the whole family and no one ever knew it.

a couple of years later we got deep into the hardcore counterfeiting stuff, the notes looked so legit it would only take proffesionals to tell if it was fake.

my crime business grew so much, we had so many people working for us that we had devisions, head office (me), printing, shipping, laundering and collecting. The launderers were just every day people, poor people who just wanted free stuff, if they wanted or needed somethin we gave them the cash and they spent some and gave us back the change .

my business was making so much money, that we were in the 100's of millions in unbanked cash.

another year later more and more of my launderers were getting busted and me and my partners went into hiding, not just the police wanted us, the goverment were on our asses too, we managed to migrate our selfs and the business to new york but it didnt work, to goverments i was known world wide, i was later found out and taken into custody by the CIA and was sent to new jersey prison whilst i was on trial. my sentence was final, 25 to life in putnum...

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15 years ago  #85
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mr.sm, good fukkin story. i liked dat alot

oh yea, how'd U like new york?

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15 years ago  #86
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Originally posted by jshank718 mr.sm, good fukkin story. i liked dat alot

oh yea, how'd U like new york?

shouldve moved there a long time ago

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15 years ago  #87
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Before counterfeiting I heard he was a rapist

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15 years ago  #88
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Originally posted by Mr_sM
Originally posted by jshank718 mr.sm, good fukkin story. i liked dat alot

oh yea, how'd U like new york?

shouldve moved there a long time ago

U stil in N.Y ? i grew 23 yrs in da bronx. same projekts, same apartment for 23 yrs B4 i left. i dont kno wher U from but aint no night life like in new york. manhattan is wher U find sum of da sexiest, riches women

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15 years ago  #89
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Originally posted by JayMeal Before counterfeiting I heard he was a rapist

was my excuse to keep people away from me, and it worked, but with all the negetive feedback from the other inmates and feeling isolated without friends i came clean, i shouldnt of lied in the first place.

 
15 years ago  #90
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Yayayayay... we have more stories... so exciting... i am gonna take some time today to read them... we should have about 13 hours till submissions are finished and will start taking voting from the prison population...

 

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