Rockford, IL

One of the worst, if not the worst, places in Illinois. Home to a variety of rednecks, wankers, losers, creeps, weirdos, and people who are generally worthless scum of the earth. There is hardly anything to do in Rockford. The few events Rockford holds include Wing Ding, On The Waterfront, and whatever comes to the Metrocentre. Generally, when an entertainer comes to Rockford, it is a sign that they are not doing very well in their career. This is because Chicago isn't very far away and anything that can draw a real crowd goes there. Rockford has a couple bottom of the barrel colleges and the public school district is one of the worst in the United States. This is mainly because of the school district's massive debt. A few people in Rockford like to think they are not rednecks but in reality it is those people who are the biggest rednecks of all. Rockford has a lot of cocaine and marijuana but absolutely no methamphetamine. Rockford has a lot of unemployment, crime, and girls who get pregnant when they are 16. Rockford truly is the epitome of cornpone and podunk

Originally posted by Zanej

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Duffel Bag Boy- defintion

A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.

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