Funny




Louie- "You know, sometimes sex is like such a confusing thing in my life."
Psychiatrist- "Listen, sex seems very complicated and confusing, but it's really simple. The man takes his penis, puts it in the woman's vagina, he ejaculates, and then she dies."
...
"She... dies?"
"Oh no, I was thinking of something else."
Louie- "Sometimes I just feel like I don't have any friends."
Psychiatrist- "And why do you think that is?"
"Well I don't know."
"Do you think it is because you are fat?"
...
"You think I'm fat?"
"I'm asking you if you think you're fat."
"No, you asked me if I didn't have any friends... because I am fat."
"Because..."
Psychiatrist, randomly:
"Have you ever heard of someone dying and then...................... you got an erection?
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