Coal wanted by a very cold girl... burr...i am sitting in my cell and my groundhogs and i are freezing... it is so cold in fact that my lovely friend blow up sally is starting to deflate... i feel sad for her and she isn't much to play with when she is flacid... so i am looking for two bags of cold and will pay 1 million each... please message me if you are interested in helping the groundhogs, sally and I out... thank you... x

Yay... thank so much to the kind man who sold me the coal to keep, my groundhogs, sally and i all nice and toasty warm and maybe one day nice and strong... thank you xxxx

Now,msg me for coals,i'll offer good stuffs.