Sometime its better to be thorough so the point is understood...

You damn near have a stroke from all those chemicals!

27 mins.

Those people , who during the war, used flour and water to paste on lining paper... That shit works cos its taken me all day to get that shit off

Someone tl;dr'd the bible for me, blasphemy has never been so hilarious.

Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really).

Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.

Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.

New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP.

Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews.

After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.

Still tl;dr

I'm gonna go ahead and take this opportunity to rant. This isn't aimed directly at you, it kinda is.

The posts aren't too long, your attention span is too short. You can't take the time to read 5 paragraphs? Then maybe you shouldn't take the time to post because it's a waste of MY time reading your shitty response when you can't even bother to read the original post, this whole "OMG, this guy is gonna make me read!? Q_Q" is the laziest bullshit I've ever heard.

Inb4 "Tl;dr durr hurr"

Last edited by Odin 14 years ago

ain't my attention span that is short it is my time that is... and also my interest in the topic if it isn't seeming relevant... thanks for your views...

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