I looked on the first 10 pages for a jokes thread but could'nt be fucked to look further so submit your jokes here.

"My wife had a job interview for a camera store the other day.

Before she left, she knew I'd have a joke lined up, and so she said

"please don't give me any of your silly puns, like, You're a snappy

dresser, or it'll be over in a flash..."

So I punched her in the face, and said: "That bruise should develop in

about an hour and if you interrupt my jokes again, well, you get the

picture.."

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"A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?"

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"Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...

Last edited by Soldato 16 years ago

lol @ the wife one

LAMENESS GROSSNESS WARNING.

What's the difference between a pizza and a prostitute?

You can order your pizza without mushrooms.

whats similar between a prostitute and a bowling ball

they both get fingered 3 times, thrown down an ally and still come back for more!!!

.....

whats similar between a prostitute and a hoover

they both suck, blow and get layed in a closet!!! 

do u no why old ppl dont hav sex anymore?

next time u r eating grill cheese open it up and look inside the grill cheese

Way to ruin it Celsk

 hey u dont like it u hav the power to delete my post mufasa, so if ur complaining about it take the action and delete it

see sum1 liked my second joke