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Kiwis and Aussies... anybody out there?

13 years ago  #401
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Originally posted by notime
Originally posted by hanako Penguins are sooooo cute... but what has happened to happy feet?

his balls dropped he was no longer happy

D: shocking... i couldn't believe that they were talking about making him swim back to antartica D:

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Originally posted by hanako Penguins are sooooo cute... but what has happened to happy feet?

on his way back to the antartic, there is a website you can view him on live cam feed, though he doesn't move or anything..

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Originally posted by Nulltag
Originally posted by hanako Penguins are sooooo cute... but what has happened to happy feet?

on his way back to the antartic, there is a website you can view him on live cam feed, though he doesn't move or anything..

cause he in a killer whale's belly

13 years ago  #405
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so anyone got any good Kiwi/Aussie jokes?

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i seen this saying on the toilets wall when i was working on building site. cause there was lots of kiwis and it was when that movie Once were warrior came out . it said ONCE WERE WARRIORS NOW ARE SCAFFOLDERS ..

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lol.... watch it... imma set jake the mus on you

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Originally posted by hanako lol.... watch it... imma set jake the mus on you

... "I said cook me some fucking eggs!"

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he is so grrrrrrrrrr

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I like this joke , because it takes a dig at both lol

A Kiwi and an Australian are driving along a country back road, the Kiwi spots a sheep with its head stuck in a barb wire fence .So he slams on the brakes and jumps out of the truck and starts shagging this sheep, when he's finished he looks at the Aussie and says " your turn mate ". The Aussie looks at him nervously and says " ok but im not sticking my head through the barbwire "

 

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