Kiwis and Aussies... anybody out there?
D: shocking... i couldn't believe that they were talking about making him swim back to antartica D:

on his way back to the antartic, there is a website you can view him on live cam feed, though he doesn't move or anything..


on his way back to the antartic, there is a website you can view him on live cam feed, though he doesn't move or anything..
cause he in a killer whale's belly

so anyone got any good Kiwi/Aussie jokes?

i seen this saying on the toilets wall when i was working on building site. cause there was lots of kiwis and it was when that movie Once were warrior came out . it said ONCE WERE WARRIORS NOW ARE SCAFFOLDERS ..

lol.... watch it... imma set jake the mus on you





I like this joke , because it takes a dig at both lol
A Kiwi and an Australian are driving along a country back road, the Kiwi spots a sheep with its head stuck in a barb wire fence .So he slams on the brakes and jumps out of the truck and starts shagging this sheep, when he's finished he looks at the Aussie and says " your turn mate ". The Aussie looks at him nervously and says " ok but im not sticking my head through the barbwire "