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Market research ahead of V-Day

3 months ago  #1
Level 38
Status: offline
Gang: The V_GUNs
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 5 months
Posts: 22,792

*Knocks on the wardens door, and leaves a note on his desk* 

Dear Mr Warden Sir,

I been back here in SD for about

two 6 weeks and I been noticing a real problem and I was wondering if we could

possibly address it as we approach Valentines Day 

I been doing a little bit of research…

I been checking out the other inmates cells… and I have

noticed a bit of a pattern. 

It seems

that a number of the men are holding on tight to their OhMiBod Fuse which has

left a bit of a demand for a newly returned girl like myself. 

I mean some of them got the all lined up on

the shelf in their cell like they got their own Joy Toy store going on.

 

Where as this guy here got his fancy mechanical vagina oddly

lined up to the special Mumubear Birthday Popped!! which seems a strange kink

 

And this guy… Taijin… I am worried about… he don’t seem to

have any joy toys and maybe that’s why his cell looking like some kind of cult

set up? Complete with Banana

AND … hmmm sir... I don’t have any… no one will sell me any… and i don't wanna borrow, and i don't really want a used one... and like…  so pretty please Mr Warden sir can we have

special Valentines day gifts… I know it would make me a very happy inmate.

I also got a little list together of what the other inmates been talking about:

 

  • The Van boys asked for a Swing or so I heard from the Irish

    guys

  • There a lot of

    talk in the SB. Marney and Irule requested a splash blanket thing… I never

    heard of them before … but I think SplatTwin mentioned something about her

    needing one too … like in the SB too… so hmmm maybe there could be a market… 

  • I really loved my Lord_Dong Dvd  but… it so predictable and over so fast… ☹

    We need some new content sir… not to be greedy or anything…

  • And finally if we can’t have more of the OhMiBod Fuse can I pretty

    pretty please have a smart phone, with vibration mode.  Please. 

And please help Taijin… he needs the lawd… or something x

 

Thank you for your consideration, yours ever so gratefully

Ms Ko xx

Last edited by hanako 3 months ago

3 months ago  #2
Level 38
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Gang: The V_GUNs
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 5 months
Posts: 22,792

PS can someone pretty please teach me to resize images urgh

3 months ago  #3
Level 39
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Gang: Loveless Empire
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 10 years, 19 days
Posts: 72

I’m dead 💀 Come on Mr Warden! We need Valentine’s Day sexy time toys for the boys(Marnie’s included here) and Hana. Let’s spread some love! Let us fight stuffed teddy bears

3 months ago  #4
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Gang: Disciples of Bino
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 11 years, 6 months
Posts: 110

As a toy, I cosign. Wonderfully put Ms Ko.

3 months ago  #5
Level 38
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Gang: The V_GUNs
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 5 months
Posts: 22,792

Originally posted by MarnieJ As a toy, I cosign. Wonderfully put Ms Ko.

Thank you for your support Marnie

 

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