PB Haiku competition

look, i wasnt trying to piss you off or ruin the contest for anybody. ill leave you folk be.

FOR THE RECORD IF I WAS GONNA STALK ANYBODY IT WOULD BE MY BELOVED JUICE. SOMETHING ABOUT THEM BIRD LEGS, POT BELLY AND CROOKED EYES GETS ME ALL TINGLY EVERYTIME.
So as to make it easier... I died reading the haiku war lol...
SOME may say fuck all the rest
Shit, i say that too
Spread Yo Shit MotherFuckas
Unless you want some
You make them swoon with desire
They will all expire
Just me and a few,
Ready to raid you.
Karnage, Selena Gomez
2cups is my bitch
You are all monsters or beasts
One survives the feast
Your anger a thunderstorm
Perfection complete
Sorry dude, you missed your chance
You won't get her back
Seven more syllables here
Do i win this thing?
Making pics is the game,
Put the rest to shame.
Making Forums sigs everywhere
Except my own..."
Making pics is the game,
Put the rest to shame.
ScaryG 's the name,
Making pictures is the game,
Put the rest to shame.
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^^5,7,5 now I think
so DukeStar am i?
i just wanted your coal man
nothing personal
In my cell it shall remain
Find yours somewhere else
you don't even use it well
give it a good home
It stays in my possession
Go harass santa
I have been raiding that shit,
Since fucking AZ.
so that they may benefit
from raiding you too
Just like flies buzzing my head
Living in the past
That coal is worthless to you,
Train or be raided.
Take what it is that we seek
From You, Ours to Keep
Am I that much of a threat
Cry to your mommies
Emphatically Better
The Wax Poetic
She said kick his ass sonny,
Cant argue with that.
A giraffe not so scary
He is all you got
he isn't all i have here
because you're mine too
An annoyance all you are
Back to my training
Perhaps you thought i Forgot?
I said you were mine
Black_Star wins Black_Star earns 9840 EXP and makes off with $6 of PhtnmPhnix's cash!
May as well wave a white flag,
Good try though matey.
at times i have been turgid
to be clear, I win
Imma close it at midnight
Last edited by hanako 8 years ago

Your anger a thunderstorm
Perfection complete
i like this one the most
this is our only vote so far lolol

Originally posted by Black_Star
Eloquent I am
Emphatically Better
The Wax Poetic
my vote

I am kinda late
But I do not give a fuck
My name is BongLord

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