01/24/2026 6:01amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Large Chocolate Bar and 1 Christmas Cookies! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:02amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your Small Diffuser and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 6:04amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Cornucopia and 1 Frog Legs! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:05amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 3105 Bottle of Water, 97 Chocolate Bar, 4290 Large Chocolate Bar, 259 Beer, 448 Health Shake, 3151 Energy Drink, 68 Hot Dog, 341 Raw Weed, 165 Bandages, 366 Turkey Drumstick, 12 Acorn, 378 Muller Lite, 538 Cranberry Juice, 1216 Cheeseburger, 123 Flagon of Wine, 166 Frog Legs, 6 Fortune Cookie, 145 Yellow Egg, 4336 Christmas Cookies, 153 Peanuts, 86 Chocolate Egg, 45 Red Apple, 37 Can of Beans, 4 Tequila, 117 Chocolate Bunny, 88 Shamrock Shake, 23 Swamp Water, 370 Cotton Candy, 22 2010 Champagne, 493 Easter Egg, 21 Rabbit Jerky, 15 Rotten Egg, 51 Stein of Water, 36 Rotten Hot Dog, 6 Deer Jerky, 10 2017 Champagne Glass, 71 Popcorn, 290 Green Beer, 63 Bourbon, 43 Ruby Slippers, 31 Rotten Cheeseburger, 5676 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 64 Cornucopia, 266 Chocolate Kiss, 76 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 4 Zombie Water, 9 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 4423 Dried Jerky, 4 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 6 2026 Champagne, 3 Roasted Turkey Leg and 198 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:08amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your POPPED! Vinyl: Santa and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 6:11amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 884 Bottle of Water, 207 Chocolate Bar, 4752 Large Chocolate Bar, 81 Beer, 14 Health Shake, 150 Energy Drink, 59 Hot Dog, 97 Raw Weed, 56 Bandages, 781 Turkey Drumstick, 19 Acorn, 185 Muller Lite, 522 Cranberry Juice, 1223 Cheeseburger, 101 Flagon of Wine, 185 Frog Legs, 3 Fortune Cookie, 199 Yellow Egg, 2500 Christmas Cookies, 116 Peanuts, 56 Chocolate Egg, 65 Red Apple, 134 Can of Beans, 117 Tequila, 26 Chocolate Bunny, 33 Shamrock Shake, 27 Swamp Water, 218 Cotton Candy, 39 2010 Champagne, 44 Easter Egg, 7 Rabbit Jerky, 33 Rotten Egg, 376 Stein of Water, 181 Rotten Hot Dog, 3 Deer Jerky, 9 2017 Champagne Glass, 90 Popcorn, 179 Green Beer, 12 Bourbon, 25 Ruby Slippers, 67 Rotten Cheeseburger, 1895 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 81 Cornucopia, 428 Chocolate Kiss, 167 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 1 Zombie Water, 5 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 4844 Dried Jerky, 31 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 4 2026 Champagne, 9 Roasted Turkey Leg and 1 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

Oh for fucks sake this the wrong thread 😒

I blame not even being half way through my first coffee

01/24/2026 6:12amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1587 Bottle of Water, 212 Chocolate Bar, 1532 Large Chocolate Bar, 218 Beer, 391 Health Shake, 301 Energy Drink, 172 Hot Dog, 169 Raw Weed, 191 Bandages, 112 Turkey Drumstick, 117 Acorn, 46 Muller Lite, 927 Cranberry Juice, 742 Cheeseburger, 70 Flagon of Wine, 151 Frog Legs, 2 Fortune Cookie, 4 Yellow Egg, 1620 Christmas Cookies, 16 Peanuts, 36 Chocolate Egg, 56 Red Apple, 85 Can of Beans, 139 Tequila, 83 Chocolate Bunny, 129 Shamrock Shake, 10 Swamp Water, 180 Cotton Candy, 9 2010 Champagne, 228 Easter Egg, 3 Rabbit Jerky, 123 Rotten Egg, 106 Stein of Water, 57 Rotten Hot Dog, 9 Deer Jerky, 1 2017 Champagne Glass, 32 Popcorn, 215 Green Beer, 39 Bourbon, 25 Ruby Slippers, 124 Rotten Cheeseburger, 3076 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 58 Cornucopia, 380 Chocolate Kiss, 6 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 1 Zombie Water, 1 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 878 Dried Jerky, 5 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 4 2026 Champagne, 24 Roasted Turkey Leg and 507 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:12amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1206 Bottle of Water, 9 Chocolate Bar, 1158 Large Chocolate Bar, 450 Beer, 386 Health Shake, 1877 Energy Drink, 5 Hot Dog, 299 Raw Weed, 166 Bandages, 455 Turkey Drumstick, 97 Acorn, 100 Muller Lite, 238 Cranberry Juice, 935 Cheeseburger, 71 Flagon of Wine, 114 Frog Legs, 5 Fortune Cookie, 14 Yellow Egg, 4351 Christmas Cookies, 103 Peanuts, 472 Chocolate Egg, 60 Red Apple, 50 Can of Beans, 116 Tequila, 1 Chocolate Bunny, 53 Shamrock Shake, 12 Swamp Water, 268 Cotton Candy, 8 2010 Champagne, 393 Easter Egg, 13 Rabbit Jerky, 98 Rotten Egg, 278 Stein of Water, 84 Rotten Hot Dog, 3 Deer Jerky, 5 2017 Champagne Glass, 65 Popcorn, 95 Green Beer, 34 Bourbon, 65 Ruby Slippers, 124 Rotten Cheeseburger, 2367 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 11 Cornucopia, 347 Chocolate Kiss, 170 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 1 Zombie Water, 5 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 5347 Dried Jerky, 28 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 2 2026 Champagne, 9 Roasted Turkey Leg and 74 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

LEADERBOARD UPDATE

Character Highlights Edition

🔥 Akira — WTE’s Nuclear Option

Akira is the reason WTE sits at the top.

He doesn’t raid — he detonates.

His solo rampage pushed WTE past 16 million like it was nothing.

If Akira decides to go on another spree, the scoreboard needs hazard lights.

⚔️ Yami — TTU’s Frontline Monster

Yami raids like a man possessed. He doesn’t just steal — he extracts.

He’s the reason Mufasa is spiritually defeated and the reason your Cell Combo has been changed more times than a prison riot alarm code.

When Yami logs in, the entire block braces for impact.

🌪️ Visionz — WTE’s Silent Storm

Visionz is the kind of player who doesn’t say much, doesn’t brag, doesn’t posture…

He just appears, drops a raid so heavy it dents the scoreboard, and vanishes again like a ghost with a shopping cart.

He’s the quiet half of WTE’s power duo — Akira brings the fireworks, but Visionz brings the consistency.

If he wakes up and decides to go on a spree, TTU’s lead‑chasing becomes a full‑time job.

🍪 Cookiemonster — TTU’s Biological Lockpick

Cookiemonster doesn’t break locks — he sniffs them open.

He raids with chaotic enthusiasm, grabbing everything from jerky to champagne like he’s stocking a bunker for the apocalypse.

He’s the comedic heart of TTU, but also the reason half your raids start with “The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.”

💀 The Grimraper — TRR’s Chaos Engine

Grimraper raids like he’s trying to summon an ancient god through sheer item theft.

Every time he shows up, the logs read like a horror movie shopping list.

He’s the backbone of TRR’s score — unpredictable, relentless, and always one raid away from dragging his team back into the fight.

If he ever syncs up with Nina and Steve, TRR becomes a problem for everyone.

🇳🇿 Steve (from New Zealand) — TRR’s Wildcard Export

Steve raids like a man who woke up, saw the leaderboard, and said,

“Yeah nah, I’m not letting that stand.”

He’s the Kiwi chaos agent — sometimes quiet, sometimes explosive, always capable of dropping a raid that makes everyone else check their locks twice.

When Steve moves, TRR’s score jumps in chunks, not drips.

👑 Nina — The Only Queen in the Arena

Nina is the lone female competitor, and she raids with the energy of someone who knows she’s representing the entire sisterhood.

She doesn’t need volume — her raids hit with precision, style, and a kind of “I’m not here to play, I’m here to win” energy.

When Nina logs in, the boys get nervous.

When she raids, the scoreboard listens.

🦅 Dutch — The Early Starter, The Vanishing Threat

Dutch came out swinging early in the competition — fast raids, sharp numbers, and the kind of momentum that made WTE look unstoppable.

Then he went quiet…

Too quiet.

Which means one of two things:

- He’s asleep.

- He’s planning something catastrophic.

If Dutch wakes up and decides to rejoin the warpath, WTE’s score could spike so hard it breaks the formatting on your leaderboard.

🧊 Obski — TTU’s Silent Precision Striker

Obski is the quiet one in TTU — the calm in the chaos.

He doesn’t raid often, but when he does, it’s clean, efficient, and devastating.

He’s the stabilizer that keeps TTU from flying off the rails entirely.

If Obski decides to sync up with Yami and Cookie, TTU becomes a three‑headed monster.