01/24/2026 5:32amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 3195 Bottle of Water, 342 Chocolate Bar, 831 Large Chocolate Bar, 207 Beer, 296 Health Shake, 939 Energy Drink, 83 Hot Dog, 21 Raw Weed, 119 Bandages, 741 Turkey Drumstick, 80 Acorn, 337 Muller Lite, 850 Cranberry Juice, 1372 Cheeseburger, 34 Flagon of Wine, 40 Frog Legs, 1 Fortune Cookie, 210 Yellow Egg, 3062 Christmas Cookies, 7 Peanuts, 576 Chocolate Egg, 124 Red Apple, 27 Can of Beans, 204 Tequila, 31 Chocolate Bunny, 140 Shamrock Shake, 3 Swamp Water, 251 Cotton Candy, 10 2010 Champagne, 67 Easter Egg, 5 Rabbit Jerky, 242 Rotten Egg, 22 Stein of Water, 56 Rotten Hot Dog, 1 Deer Jerky, 8 2017 Champagne Glass, 1 Green Egg(Old), 38 Popcorn, 261 Green Beer, 72 Bourbon, 131 Ruby Slippers, 1 Pink Egg(Old), 95 Rotten Cheeseburger, 3412 Gator Jerky, 2 Fruit Medley, 84 Cornucopia, 415 Chocolate Kiss, 237 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 2 Zombie Water, 9 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 764 Dried Jerky, 44 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 3 2026 Champagne, 8 Roasted Turkey Leg, 1 2019 Champagne and 468 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:33amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 2026 Champagne and 1 Bandages! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:35amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Goblet of Mead and 1 Stein of Water! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo

01/24/2026 5:36amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Stein of Water and 1 Rabbit Jerky! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.01/24/2026 5:37amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Fortune Cookie and 1 Muller Lite! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:39amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your Playboy Magazine and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 5:40amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Can of Beans and 1 Flagon of Wine! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:42amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your Pokemon Sword and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 5:42amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Bourbon and 1 Chocolate Gelt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:43amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 2017 Champagne Glass and 1 Fortune Cookie! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:45amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Rotten Hot Dog and 1 Deer Jerky! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:46amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Popcorn and 1 Hot Dog! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:46amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Rabbit Jerky and 1 Gator Jerky! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:49amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 3203 Bottle of Water, 301 Chocolate Bar, 2067 Large Chocolate Bar, 467 Beer, 408 Health Shake, 2323 Energy Drink, 243 Hot Dog, 394 Raw Weed, 254 Bandages, 244 Turkey Drumstick, 113 Acorn, 103 Muller Lite, 139 Cranberry Juice, 1923 Cheeseburger, 144 Flagon of Wine, 1 Frog Legs, 18 Fortune Cookie, 191 Yellow Egg, 3253 Christmas Cookies, 18 Peanuts, 298 Chocolate Egg, 26 Red Apple, 2 Can of Beans, 14 Tequila, 16 Chocolate Bunny, 216 Shamrock Shake, 8 Swamp Water, 234 Cotton Candy, 40 2010 Champagne, 218 Easter Egg, 7 Rabbit Jerky, 106 Rotten Egg, 109 Stein of Water, 114 Rotten Hot Dog, 13 Deer Jerky, 12 2017 Champagne Glass, 104 Popcorn, 377 Green Beer, 64 Bourbon, 96 Ruby Slippers, 17 Rotten Cheeseburger, 2638 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 22 Cornucopia, 132 Chocolate Kiss, 360 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 2 Zombie Water, 9 Goblet of Mead, 2 6-Pack of Water, 1623 Dried Jerky, 10 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 2 2026 Champagne, 8 Roasted Turkey Leg and 30 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:49amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your Five Nights at Freddy's 2 and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 5:50amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 2425 Bottle of Water, 83 Chocolate Bar, 3512 Large Chocolate Bar, 628 Beer, 352 Health Shake, 219 Energy Drink, 56 Hot Dog, 413 Raw Weed, 138 Bandages, 720 Turkey Drumstick, 71 Acorn, 115 Muller Lite, 726 Cranberry Juice, 1262 Cheeseburger, 20 Flagon of Wine, 221 Frog Legs, 14 Fortune Cookie, 225 Yellow Egg, 1177 Christmas Cookies, 122 Peanuts, 99 Chocolate Egg, 99 Red Apple, 95 Can of Beans, 97 Tequila, 100 Chocolate Bunny, 100 Shamrock Shake, 15 Swamp Water, 241 Cotton Candy, 22 2010 Champagne, 358 Easter Egg, 7 Rabbit Jerky, 260 Rotten Egg, 372 Stein of Water, 163 Rotten Hot Dog, 10 Deer Jerky, 5 2017 Champagne Glass, 83 Popcorn, 16 Green Beer, 30 Bourbon, 34 Ruby Slippers, 133 Rotten Cheeseburger, 4976 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 33 Cornucopia, 216 Chocolate Kiss, 240 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 2 Zombie Water, 7 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 4631 Dried Jerky, 43 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 2 2026 Champagne, 9 Roasted Turkey Leg and 480 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:51amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Fortune Cookie and 1 Stein of Water! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:52amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Beer and 1 Christmas Cookies! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:55amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Cornucopia and 1 Irish Whiskey! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:58amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 3268 Bottle of Water, 159 Chocolate Bar, 5534 Large Chocolate Bar, 384 Beer, 64 Health Shake, 2124 Energy Drink, 108 Hot Dog, 4 Raw Weed, 40 Bandages, 597 Turkey Drumstick, 133 Acorn, 175 Muller Lite, 331 Cranberry Juice, 94 Cheeseburger, 9 Flagon of Wine, 32 Frog Legs, 6 Fortune Cookie, 52 Yellow Egg, 3176 Christmas Cookies, 166 Peanuts, 151 Chocolate Egg, 75 Red Apple, 204 Can of Beans, 102 Tequila, 11 Chocolate Bunny, 134 Shamrock Shake, 19 Swamp Water, 11 Cotton Candy, 10 2010 Champagne, 411 Easter Egg, 41 Rabbit Jerky, 211 Rotten Egg, 66 Stein of Water, 154 Rotten Hot Dog, 5 Deer Jerky, 3 2017 Champagne Glass, 11 Popcorn, 341 Green Beer, 21 Bourbon, 30 Ruby Slippers, 79 Rotten Cheeseburger, 1146 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 78 Cornucopia, 118 Chocolate Kiss, 233 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 3 Zombie Water, 10 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 2238 Dried Jerky, 12 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 3 2026 Champagne, 23 Roasted Turkey Leg and 74 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 5:59amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Energy Drink and 1 Fruit Medley! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:00amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your PlayStation Move (Yellow) and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 6:01amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Large Chocolate Bar and 1 Christmas Cookies! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:02amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your Small Diffuser and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 6:04amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Cornucopia and 1 Frog Legs! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:05amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 3105 Bottle of Water, 97 Chocolate Bar, 4290 Large Chocolate Bar, 259 Beer, 448 Health Shake, 3151 Energy Drink, 68 Hot Dog, 341 Raw Weed, 165 Bandages, 366 Turkey Drumstick, 12 Acorn, 378 Muller Lite, 538 Cranberry Juice, 1216 Cheeseburger, 123 Flagon of Wine, 166 Frog Legs, 6 Fortune Cookie, 145 Yellow Egg, 4336 Christmas Cookies, 153 Peanuts, 86 Chocolate Egg, 45 Red Apple, 37 Can of Beans, 4 Tequila, 117 Chocolate Bunny, 88 Shamrock Shake, 23 Swamp Water, 370 Cotton Candy, 22 2010 Champagne, 493 Easter Egg, 21 Rabbit Jerky, 15 Rotten Egg, 51 Stein of Water, 36 Rotten Hot Dog, 6 Deer Jerky, 10 2017 Champagne Glass, 71 Popcorn, 290 Green Beer, 63 Bourbon, 43 Ruby Slippers, 31 Rotten Cheeseburger, 5676 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 64 Cornucopia, 266 Chocolate Kiss, 76 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 4 Zombie Water, 9 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 4423 Dried Jerky, 4 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 6 2026 Champagne, 3 Roasted Turkey Leg and 198 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:08amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your POPPED! Vinyl: Santa and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 6:11amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 884 Bottle of Water, 207 Chocolate Bar, 4752 Large Chocolate Bar, 81 Beer, 14 Health Shake, 150 Energy Drink, 59 Hot Dog, 97 Raw Weed, 56 Bandages, 781 Turkey Drumstick, 19 Acorn, 185 Muller Lite, 522 Cranberry Juice, 1223 Cheeseburger, 101 Flagon of Wine, 185 Frog Legs, 3 Fortune Cookie, 199 Yellow Egg, 2500 Christmas Cookies, 116 Peanuts, 56 Chocolate Egg, 65 Red Apple, 134 Can of Beans, 117 Tequila, 26 Chocolate Bunny, 33 Shamrock Shake, 27 Swamp Water, 218 Cotton Candy, 39 2010 Champagne, 44 Easter Egg, 7 Rabbit Jerky, 33 Rotten Egg, 376 Stein of Water, 181 Rotten Hot Dog, 3 Deer Jerky, 9 2017 Champagne Glass, 90 Popcorn, 179 Green Beer, 12 Bourbon, 25 Ruby Slippers, 67 Rotten Cheeseburger, 1895 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 81 Cornucopia, 428 Chocolate Kiss, 167 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 1 Zombie Water, 5 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 4844 Dried Jerky, 31 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 4 2026 Champagne, 9 Roasted Turkey Leg and 1 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:12amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1587 Bottle of Water, 212 Chocolate Bar, 1532 Large Chocolate Bar, 218 Beer, 391 Health Shake, 301 Energy Drink, 172 Hot Dog, 169 Raw Weed, 191 Bandages, 112 Turkey Drumstick, 117 Acorn, 46 Muller Lite, 927 Cranberry Juice, 742 Cheeseburger, 70 Flagon of Wine, 151 Frog Legs, 2 Fortune Cookie, 4 Yellow Egg, 1620 Christmas Cookies, 16 Peanuts, 36 Chocolate Egg, 56 Red Apple, 85 Can of Beans, 139 Tequila, 83 Chocolate Bunny, 129 Shamrock Shake, 10 Swamp Water, 180 Cotton Candy, 9 2010 Champagne, 228 Easter Egg, 3 Rabbit Jerky, 123 Rotten Egg, 106 Stein of Water, 57 Rotten Hot Dog, 9 Deer Jerky, 1 2017 Champagne Glass, 32 Popcorn, 215 Green Beer, 39 Bourbon, 25 Ruby Slippers, 124 Rotten Cheeseburger, 3076 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 58 Cornucopia, 380 Chocolate Kiss, 6 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 1 Zombie Water, 1 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 878 Dried Jerky, 5 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 4 2026 Champagne, 24 Roasted Turkey Leg and 507 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:12amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1206 Bottle of Water, 9 Chocolate Bar, 1158 Large Chocolate Bar, 450 Beer, 386 Health Shake, 1877 Energy Drink, 5 Hot Dog, 299 Raw Weed, 166 Bandages, 455 Turkey Drumstick, 97 Acorn, 100 Muller Lite, 238 Cranberry Juice, 935 Cheeseburger, 71 Flagon of Wine, 114 Frog Legs, 5 Fortune Cookie, 14 Yellow Egg, 4351 Christmas Cookies, 103 Peanuts, 472 Chocolate Egg, 60 Red Apple, 50 Can of Beans, 116 Tequila, 1 Chocolate Bunny, 53 Shamrock Shake, 12 Swamp Water, 268 Cotton Candy, 8 2010 Champagne, 393 Easter Egg, 13 Rabbit Jerky, 98 Rotten Egg, 278 Stein of Water, 84 Rotten Hot Dog, 3 Deer Jerky, 5 2017 Champagne Glass, 65 Popcorn, 95 Green Beer, 34 Bourbon, 65 Ruby Slippers, 124 Rotten Cheeseburger, 2367 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 11 Cornucopia, 347 Chocolate Kiss, 170 Irish Whiskey, 1 Bottle of Mead, 1 Zombie Water, 5 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 5347 Dried Jerky, 28 Chocolate Gelt, 1 2011 Champagne, 2 2026 Champagne, 9 Roasted Turkey Leg and 74 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:13amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Rotten Egg and 1 Easter Egg! The Warden has changed your Cell

01/24/2026 6:13amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Chocolate Egg and 1 Bourbon! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.Combo.

1/24/2026 6:15amAkira raided your cell and ran off with your Brown Bess Musket and one of every one of your items. The Warden has changed your Cell Combo, but are you gonna let him get away with that shit man?

01/24/2026 6:16amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Flagon of Wine and 1 Energy Drink! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:17amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Dried Jerky and 1 Popcorn! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:20amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Hot Dog and 1 Tequila! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:21amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 Swamp Water and 1 Flagon of Wine! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 6:24amAkira raided your cell and ran off with 1 2026 Champagne and 1 Cranberry Juice! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

THE RAID WARS: COMPETITION SUMMARY (AS OF JAN 25, 2026)

A full-scale raid war has taken over South Dakota Prison. What started as a simple game has turned into a saga of strategy, rivalry, and escalating chaos. Every team is fighting for dominance, every raid shifts the balance, and every point tells part of the story. ⚔️📜

HANAKO – THE ORCHESTRATOR

You’re the one holding the entire competition together. You track the raids, update the scores, and turn raw numbers into a living narrative. Without you, this would be a spreadsheet. With you, it’s a storyline. 🎤📊

THE WARDEN – THE UNSEEN HAND

He never speaks, but his Cell Combo changes reshape the battlefield. Every shift forces players to adapt. When Akira stole your Brown Bess Musket, the Warden’s silence felt intentional. 🕶️🔧

THE TEAMS

1. WE TAKE EVERYTHING (WTE) – 16,387,976 POINTS

Members: Akira, Dutch, Visionz

WTE dominates the competition. Akira’s relentless raids have pushed their score into the stratosphere. Dutch drops heavy logs when he strikes. Visionz is unpredictable and dangerous, especially now that the musket — the one thing that could stop him — is gone. 🚀🔥

2. TRIPLE THREAT UNIT (TTU) – 10,835,250 POINTS

Members: Yami, Cookiemonster, Obski

TTU is precise and coordinated. Yami and Obski keep the team steady, but Cookiemonster is the wild card. 🍪💥

He raids like he plays: hungry, impulsive, and occasionally distracted by anything that looks remotely edible. When he’s focused, he’s a powerhouse. When he’s not, he’s raiding the wrong cell or chasing snacks instead of points. TTU’s performance often depends on which version of Cookiemonster shows up.

3. THE RIM RAIDERS (TRR) – 1,580,970 POINTS

Members: Grimraper, Nina, Steve993

TRR is the underdog team. Grimraper brings enthusiasm, but his spelling problem is legendary. ✏️😵

Half the time he can’t spell his own name the same way twice, and the other half he’s misreading raid logs or mixing up item names. It doesn’t stop him from trying, but it does mean TRR occasionally loses points to “clerical chaos.” Nina and Steve993 do their best to keep the team on track.

RECENT HIGHLIGHTS

Akira’s 6:12–6:24 Rampage

A nonstop series of raids where Akira stripped your cell item by item, from major pulls to single leftovers. 🧹📦

The Musket Heist

Akira stole your Brown Bess Musket, triggering the “one of every item” rule. This wasn’t just a raid — it was a strategic strike that removed the only item that could stop Visionz’s raid success. 🎯🔫

Micro-Raids

After the musket heist, Akira continued with small, precise raids, clearing out every remaining item for extra points. 🪶➕

WHAT’S NEXT

With the musket gone, Visionz is now fully unleashed. TTU may be preparing a counterstrike. TRR could drop a surprise raid. The Warden may shift the board again. And through it all, you remain the narrator and the force driving the entire saga forward. 🎬

Cookiemonster has been on such a roll lately that people are starting to wonder if he’s raiding or just hunting for snacks. When he’s focused, he’s a machine — when he’s not, he’s halfway into someone’s pantry by mistake.

TheGrimraper’s spelling has improved so much that he’s finally stopped accidentally raiding himself. With fewer typos and more accuracy, TRR might actually start scoring points on purpose.

01/24/2026 1:25pmCookiemonster raided your cell and ran off with 1 Rolled Blunt and 1 Fruit Medley! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

01/24/2026 4:27pmYami_Sukehiro raided your cell and ran off with 1 Ruby Slippers and 1 Swamp Water! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.

Yami_Sukehiro raided your cell and ran off with 1909 Bottle of Water, 32 Chocolate Bar, 4551 Large Chocolate Bar, 378 Beer, 250 Health Shake, 3465 Energy Drink, 149 Hot Dog, 8 Raw Weed, 59 Bandages, 687 Turkey Drumstick, 43 Acorn, 329 Muller Lite, 264 Cranberry Juice, 1379 Cheeseburger, 16 Flagon of Wine, 88 Frog Legs, 1 Fortune Cookie, 147 Yellow Egg, 3547 Christmas Cookies, 105 Peanuts, 313 Chocolate Egg, 13 Red Apple, 72 Can of Beans, 118 Tequila, 81 Chocolate Bunny, 169 Shamrock Shake, 12 Swamp Water, 203 Cotton Candy, 33 2010 Champagne, 298 Easter Egg, 8 Rabbit Jerky, 65 Rotten Egg, 250 Stein of Water, 6 Rotten Hot Dog, 1 Deer Jerky, 3 2017 Champagne Glass, 45 Popcorn, 232 Green Beer, 21 Bourbon, 86 Ruby Slippers, 93 Rotten Cheeseburger, 4548 Gator Jerky, 1 Fruit Medley, 2 Cornucopia, 204 Chocolate Kiss, 23 Irish Whiskey, 2 Zombie Water, 5 Goblet of Mead, 1 6-Pack of Water, 799 Dried Jerky, 15 Chocolate Gelt, 3 2026 Champagne, 6 Roasted Turkey Leg and 363 Rolled Blunt! The Warden has changed your Cell Combo.