I got thrown in the drunk tank for public intoxication. Some other drunk guy started shit with me. I ended up beating the crap out of him and finished him off with a swirly in the prison toilet. He caught some life threatening disease from the toilet/ toilet water and died a few weeks later... He was son of the judge trying my case. The judge wasn't happy about it. Gave me a life sentence.

I was the leader of the world first and largest international prostitution ring (hence my name), had over 30000 girls worldwide in all countries working under me. 2 cops started getting wise about what i was doin and started coming after me. needless to say i was forced to knock them out tie them up and make them watch is a single handedly slit the throats of each of their family members and made them watch their final seconds bleeding out on the floor in front of them. then i severed each of their body parts from a tutorial video a friend lent me from Mr. hannibal lecter, and threw all their body parts in the atlantic ocean. My " methods " of taking care of people led my closest friend to begin to turn on me. He secretly told the FBI about my business and what happened with those cops. So i decided that if my closest friend thought i should go down then maybe it was time to give it up. but then i got to thinking maybe he's lost his fucking mind so i cut his brain out of his head and sent it as a christmas present to his family. the FBI finally caught up to me and decided that death wasn't the right option for me. they wanted me to suffer for all the things ive done. so now im in here with the rest of you. but i will forever be known on the streets throughout the world as xxxMrBitchesxxx

D: you are shocking... Mr Bitches... you need zombie avatar with that whole brains thing going on

BRAAAAAAINS

Im srry i shocked you it wasn't intended to shock people just intended to show what happens when i think people have lost their minds and what happened to bring me here

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1969 CHEVY SS IMPALA....that shit hurt like a mothafucka man... i got my shit took from a firme ass ruca (bad ass chick)...i guess thats what they mean when they say don't think with your dick....but anyways i'll keep it short n simple so that i do not bore anyone and trust me gentlemen this chick looked like she was right out of a fucken porn movie wearing all that school girl shit, smiling at me and shit, you know doing all she could to get my attention. So here I am pancaking my shit to get her attention when next thing u know she gives me the evil eye hahahaha that's what i call it when they wink at u!....but then after some good lovin, and jammin out to some Marry Wells nshit i wake up n my car is missing, a few weeks go by, of course i contacted the PO..PO.. and next thing you know she's all over the news. So here I am tryn to plead my case about getting jacked for my vehicle when all of a sudden i get blind sided with a sexual assult charge. Yup she told the cops that she felt fear for her life because I had sexually assulted her when in reality she was in love with my ranfla (car) and did whatever nasty shit she could to get it but now her ass is doing time too for taking another dudes car....So here i am sittin in Putnam when this dude (to make a long story short) KurtCobone starts some shit and i end up taking his fucken worthless life because come to find out the fucker was a pedophile and wasn't worth living..i figured getting a sick fuck outta this world was worth me doing life without the posabillity of parole was worth it due to the fact that i have kids...i apologize if my spelling was fucked up but my life was fucked from day 1 i forgot to mention that i grew up in Mexico and never had the opportunity to read or write till I hit the Jail system so i really feel like this is my home.

lol... you should know that us girls only want your hot cars