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12 years ago  #91
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Originally posted by Black_Star
Originally posted by scullman7
Originally posted by Black_Star
Originally posted by scullman7
Originally posted by Black_Star the solitude court wizard hits on me everytime i come around too bad im already married to ysalda

!

I married some girl from markarth and when ever I come around she says "thank you for resolving my... problem" which is a really weird thing to hear from your wife

know what's even weirder, doing sanguine's hangover quest and listening to your wife being ok with selling me a wedding ring to get married off to some other bitch and telling me good luck and congratulations

hahahaha

12 years ago  #92
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Originally posted by Black_Star
Originally posted by scullman7
Originally posted by Black_Star
Originally posted by scullman7
Originally posted by Black_Star the solitude court wizard hits on me everytime i come around too bad im already married to ysalda

!

I married some girl from markarth and when ever I come around she says "thank you for resolving my... problem" which is a really weird thing to hear from your wife

know what's even weirder, doing sanguine's hangover quest and listening to your wife being ok with selling me a wedding ring to get married off to some other bitch and telling me good luck and congratulations

I have the rose but I don't remember the quest. I sold my wife my wedding ring the ring though.

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Originally posted by scullman7
Originally posted by Black_Star
Originally posted by scullman7
Originally posted by Black_Star
Originally posted by scullman7
Originally posted by Black_Star the solitude court wizard hits on me everytime i come around too bad im already married to ysalda

!

I married some girl from markarth and when ever I come around she says "thank you for resolving my... problem" which is a really weird thing to hear from your wife

know what's even weirder, doing sanguine's hangover quest and listening to your wife being ok with selling me a wedding ring to get married off to some other bitch and telling me good luck and congratulations

I have the rose but I don't remember the quest. I sold my wife my wedding ring the ring though.

i found the hagraven she isn't hostile but she scared the shit out of me and i fus ro doh'd her to dust

12 years ago  #94
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Originally posted by artix dark brotherhood tried to kill me for gold... i killed them for free

bandits took my wife... i took their heads

thief tried to mug me... i stabbed his back

vampire tried to kill me at night when i was walking alone on a bridge... i fus ro dah'd her ass

bandits disguised like imperial soldiers tried to trick me into giving them gold... i gave them arrows

vampires disguised like the vigil wanted me to talk to them... to bad i they didnt hide the bodies

werebears attacked me when i was summoning horses... so i summoned a dragon

rival adventurer set me on fire... i froze her solid

the dominion questioned my faith... i questioned their prejudice against mutes

Some one put a bounty on me, so I killed the bounty collectors and killed the person that put the bounty on me

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Originally posted by artix dark brotherhood tried to kill me for gold... i killed them for free

bandits took my wife... i took their heads

thief tried to mug me... i stabbed his back

vampire tried to kill me at night when i was walking alone on a bridge... i fus ro dah'd her ass

bandits disguised like imperial soldiers tried to trick me into giving them gold... i gave them arrows

vampires disguised like the vigil wanted me to talk to them... to bad i they didnt hide the bodies

werebears attacked me when i was summoning horses... so i summoned a dragon

rival adventurer set me on fire... i froze her solid

the dominion questioned my faith... i questioned their prejudice against mutes

Frostbite spiders raised their arms at me..... i raised my level from them

Cave bears yelled at me... so i shouted back at them

corrupt markarth guards tried to put me in a mine.... i put them in the water

bandits demanded 500 gold to cross their bridge.... i demanded their souls to fill my soul gems

whiterun guards didnt appreciate me shouting in their cities... merchants didn't appreciate me trying to sell them whiterun guards armor

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Originally posted by artix I want skyrim online multiplayer! fight other dragonborns! yeah

(its never gonna happen) but we has elder scrolls online

Co-op two dragon borns fus ro doh'ing at the same time

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Originally posted by TheGrimraper
Originally posted by artix I want skyrim online multiplayer! fight other dragonborns! yeah

(its never gonna happen) but we has elder scrolls online

Co-op two dragon borns fus ro doh'ing at the same time

only reason i'd play co-op is to complete two missions at once

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Originally posted by Black_Star
Originally posted by TheGrimraper
Originally posted by artix I want skyrim online multiplayer! fight other dragonborns! yeah

(its never gonna happen) but we has elder scrolls online

Co-op two dragon borns fus ro doh'ing at the same time

only reason i'd play co-op is to complete two missions at once

I'd help someone fuck shit up and see if i could get to of everything

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i want to fight another dragonborn my level thugh it'd be fun fus roh dah'ing at same time knockin each other back

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Originally posted by Black_Star i want to fight another dragonborn my level thugh it'd be fun fus roh dah'ing at same time knockin each other back

I wouldn't give you the chance

 

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