THE GUY CANDY Thread.... common girls...

Not too bad? 50 eds if I make you wet


WTF change your garbage:)


If you feel sick or nauseated, you might be pregnant... I completely forgot about my nipples. Along with the ability to generate long distance orgasms, I can also induce pregnancies. Contrary to orgasms which may only occur on my command, pregnancies is induced if you stare a certain time at one, or both, of my nipples. Time before 'catching' pregnancy varies greatly from woman to woman and the only way to avoid it is to NOT look at my nipples. I should also warn you that the gestation is about eight times faster than a regular pregnancy. So if you feel any symptoms, I'd hurry to a doctor... you know... before it's too late.

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Lmaoooooooo what do thoes dirty sweatpants with the white stains in the front induce ??????????