ill be right back i gotta go get me some kills in battlefield

Originally posted by thecrazy

im doing great ms. ko. just floating with the flow of life

woot woot... me too

Originally posted by hanako

Originally posted by thecrazy

im doing great ms. ko. just floating with the flow of life

woot woot... me too

dats good.. did you see what i made yall? i was inspired and

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

yes i like it thank you very much

Originally posted by hanako

yes i like it thank you very much

your welcome.. i was bored

I call this one 'Things To Do At Wal-Mart.:

(1) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

(2) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restroom.

(3) Walk up to an employee and in an official tone tell them, "Code 3 in housewares," and see what they do.

(4) Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

(5) Move the 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

(6) When a clerk ask, "Can I help you?" Cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone!"

(7) While handling guns in the gun department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

8) Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme to 'Mission Impossible.'

(9) Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "Pick me, Pick me!"

(10) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO, NO, not the voices again!!" And last but not least,

(11) Go into a fitting room and yell, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"