Originally posted by Zanej

some good ones

i got more

woot woot

-What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

^^(i told this to my gf and she cracked up.. bc ,y name is roberto)

-Why don't mexicans have an olympics?

Because everyone that can run jump and swim are in america

-What do fences and white people have in common?

They get jumped by mexicans

-What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan

-Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3?

Because it says no trespassing

Last edited by thecrazy 14 years ago

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas

I lol'd

ok a riddle:

A woman shot her husband the next day they went on a date how is this posible.

if yu figure it out ill give a big prize

She was a photographer?

mannnnnnnnn you got it

here is your price

Lol... so cute

Originally posted by hanako

Lol... so cute

ive been told