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15 years ago  #2,861
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Originally posted by Philthy_McNasty
Originally posted by KristopherStarl
Originally posted by jasonkil
Originally posted by Elena if ya need anything just ask here, bro

a sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She gave me your last sammich last night.

Hey Jason - what sammich were we just chattin about in the other thread....?

chicken and cheese, grilled sammich

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
15 years ago  #2,862
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Originally posted by jasonkil
Originally posted by KristopherStarl
Originally posted by jasonkil
Originally posted by Elena if ya need anything just ask here, bro

a sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She gave me your last sammich last night.

i know :[

*Texting dad*

You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke?

Dad: Sure... is $60 enough?

You: Dad. It's $1.25.

Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid...

You: DAD! COCA-COLA?

Dad: Oh...

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15 years ago  #2,863
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Originally posted by Philthy_McNasty Daughter: Hey dad, can I get some money for a prom dress?

Dad: Sure... but how much?

Daughter: It's $125.

Dad: Wow, for that kinda money I can get head from your mother...

Daughter: DAD! THATS NASTY!

Dad: Well, listen, your moms not home, you need the dress...

Daughter: NO WAY!

two weeks later...

Daughter: Dad, I still need the money for that dress...

Dad: Well, I guess you know what you have to do...

Daughter: Fine.

daughter on her knees in front of her dad, he whips out his junk...

Daughter: Dad, your dick smells like shit.

Dad: Yeah, your brother needed a tuxedo

Holy shit that is sick!

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15 years ago  #2,864
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Jake and Jill went up the hill

To smoke some marawana

Jack got high and dropped his fly

and said do you wanna

Jill said yes and dropped her dress

and they had lots of fun

But Jill forgot to take the pill

and now they got a son.

AND HIS NAME IS BOB.

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
15 years ago  #2,865
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Originally posted by Philthy_McNasty Daughter: Hey dad, can I get some money for a prom dress?

Dad: Sure... but how much?

Daughter: It's $125.

Dad: Wow, for that kinda money I can get head from your mother...

Daughter: DAD! THATS NASTY!

Dad: Well, listen, your moms not home, you need the dress...

Daughter: NO WAY!

two weeks later...

Daughter: Dad, I still need the money for that dress...

Dad: Well, I guess you know what you have to do...

Daughter: Fine.

daughter on her knees in front of her dad, he whips out his junk...

Daughter: Dad, your dick smells like shit.

Dad: Yeah, your brother needed a tuxedo

15 years ago  #2,866
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Originally posted by Philthy_McNasty Daughter: Hey dad, can I get some money for a prom dress?

Dad: Sure... but how much?

Daughter: It's $125.

Dad: Wow, for that kinda money I can get head from your mother...

Daughter: DAD! THATS NASTY!

Dad: Well, listen, your moms not home, you need the dress...

Daughter: NO WAY!

two weeks later...

Daughter: Dad, I still need the money for that dress...

Dad: Well, I guess you know what you have to do...

Daughter: Fine.

daughter on her knees in front of her dad, he whips out his junk...

Daughter: Dad, your dick smells like shit.

Dad: Yeah, your brother needed a tuxedo

... Hands down one of the best i've heard all year !

15 years ago  #2,867
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My girlfriend is so clumsy. Take tomorrow for instance, she's gonna fall down the stairs and break a few ribs.

There's a new Facebook group called "All boys should take a compulsory GCSE in 'How to treat a female."

Lesson 1: the backhander...

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
15 years ago  #2,868
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yah, that was just nasty!

15 years ago  #2,869
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Yo zimon will u msg me ur base stats and ur stats in ur fighting cell, i wanna see where i stand, thanks

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15 years ago  #2,870
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Dear Eminem,

Not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.

Sincerely, M&Ms.

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!

 

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