Not to be a bubble burster, but I thought they stoped with the Smart Bars or whatever they called the places with Shrooms?

I know it sounds fucked up, but sometimes I'll go to the club, hit on a chick, and tell her straight up "let's just skip the novelties. I'll give you a hundred bucks to take you home and fuck you real quick. And then you can come back and buy your own drinks and breakfast in the morning."

97% of the time, it works half the time

lol @ Joe that's a good one.

Nah man they still sell them over there. They sell them in the headshops over there

at first, women always get shocked. and if they do, I just tell them "To be honest, we both came out for the same reason. If you're looking for a fuck, I got one for you, no strings attached. No bullshit, and it's a win-win. In the end, it would save me a lot of time and money not to have to wine and dine you. You're a woman, I'm a man, and we were both genetically designed to fuck each other."

And you'd be surprised at how many women actually go for it.

I'm very honest with my approaches, and it hasn't done me wrong yet :P

Awesome then. Pop some caps and enjoy some Dutch House!

Trust me man, everytime I go I enjoy myself so much. Im still bewildered on why I havent moved there

Back in the day I wanted to go to Amsterdam, eat some acid and just ride a bike around the city. But now I feel like I'm too old to do that. So I'll just eat acid and take a cab instead.

lol