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15 years ago  #2,871
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Ha, I've just got an email off some guy in Africa. Apparently my great uncle in law who i never knew i had died and left me £2000000. All I've got to do to get it is send this guy £5000, as well as my name, address, and all my bank details, so he can sort it all out.

I'll be seeing you suckers later....

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
15 years ago  #2,872
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Originally posted by jasonkil Ha, I've just got an email off some guy in Africa. Apparently my great uncle in law who i never knew i had died and left me £2000000. All I've got to do to get it is send this guy £5000, as well as my name, address, and all my bank details, so he can sort it all out.

I'll be seeing you suckers later....

I know the guy, I can get you a discount, all you gotta do is send me 2500 and I'll get him to reduce his fee to 2500.

15 years ago  #2,873
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Originally posted by jasonkil Ha, I've just got an email off some guy in Africa. Apparently my great uncle in law who i never knew i had died and left me £2000000. All I've got to do to get it is send this guy £5000, as well as my name, address, and all my bank details, so he can sort it all out.

I'll be seeing you suckers later....

After you get it, paypal me £10000

15 years ago  #2,874
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Originally posted by KristopherStarl
Originally posted by jasonkil Ha, I've just got an email off some guy in Africa. Apparently my great uncle in law who i never knew i had died and left me £2000000. All I've got to do to get it is send this guy £5000, as well as my name, address, and all my bank details, so he can sort it all out.

I'll be seeing you suckers later....

I know the guy, I can get you a discount, all you gotta do is send me 2500 and I'll get him to reduce his fee to 2500.

damn. that saves me, like, half!

Originally posted by gabots
Originally posted by jasonkil Ha, I've just got an email off some guy in Africa. Apparently my great uncle in law who i never knew i had died and left me £2000000. All I've got to do to get it is send this guy £5000, as well as my name, address, and all my bank details, so he can sort it all out.

I'll be seeing you suckers later....

After you get it, paypal me £10000

fuck no! im buying the game

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
15 years ago  #2,875
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Originally posted by jasonkil Dear Eminem,

Not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.

Sincerely, M&Ms.

15 years ago  #2,876
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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf...

She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"...

The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room...

The message was to his mother!

She didn't listen and left him...

He killed himself because she left him...

She killed herself because he killed himself...

Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
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Jasonkill with a little warden badge

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Originally posted by gabots Jasonkill with a little warden badge

BIG warden badge

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
15 years ago  #2,879
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Originally posted by jasonkil
Originally posted by KristopherStarl
Originally posted by jasonkil Ha, I've just got an email off some guy in Africa. Apparently my great uncle in law who i never knew i had died and left me £2000000. All I've got to do to get it is send this guy £5000, as well as my name, address, and all my bank details, so he can sort it all out.

I'll be seeing you suckers later....

I know the guy, I can get you a discount, all you gotta do is send me 2500 and I'll get him to reduce his fee to 2500.

damn. that saves me, like, half!

Originally posted by gabots
Originally posted by jasonkil Ha, I've just got an email off some guy in Africa. Apparently my great uncle in law who i never knew i had died and left me £2000000. All I've got to do to get it is send this guy £5000, as well as my name, address, and all my bank details, so he can sort it all out.

I'll be seeing you suckers later....

After you get it, paypal me £10000

fuck no! im buying a virtual BJ from NataliaShah

It's your money I guess....

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Originally posted by 91116 Yo zimon will u msg me ur base stats and ur stats in ur fighting cell, i wanna see where i stand, thanks

Mail sent.

 

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