The King's Men Only Thread
My girlfriend said shes leaving me because she cant cope with my emotional hysteria...
I didn't know whether to laugh or fucking cry.



my ewena!



A man farts in bed and says to his wife '1-0'Wife farts and says ''1 all''Man farts and says ''2-1''Wife farts and says ''2 all''Man farts, follows through and shits the bed. Wife says ''What the fuck was that?''Man says ''Half time. Swap sides.''




Thats going straight on my facebook status, that shits hilarious
would you prefer
my uncle came out of the closet yesterday. hes not gay, he just has alzheimers and thought it was the car
?



or
ryan dunn died as he lived. with car parts in his anus





Hey everybody I'm finally back from the Gulf Of Mexico. So I should be a lot more active again. Who are the runners now days?


Welcome back to hell death