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14 years ago  #13,141
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My girlfriend said shes leaving me because she cant cope with my emotional hysteria...

I didn't know whether to laugh or fucking cry.

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14 years ago  #13,142
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Originally posted by jasonkil My girlfriend said shes leaving me because she cant cope with my emotional hysteria...

I didn't know whether to laugh or fucking cry.

*hugglez*

Do like me! Do both! *316 can attest on this one*

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14 years ago  #13,143
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Originally posted by Elena
Originally posted by jasonkil My girlfriend said shes leaving me because she cant cope with my emotional hysteria...

I didn't know whether to laugh or fucking cry.

*hugglez*

my ewena!

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
14 years ago  #13,144
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A man farts in bed and says to his wife '1-0'Wife farts and says ''1 all''Man farts and says ''2-1''Wife farts and says ''2 all''Man farts, follows through and shits the bed. Wife says ''What the fuck was that?''Man says ''Half time. Swap sides.''

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
14 years ago  #13,145
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Originally posted by jasonkil A man farts in bed and says to his wife '1-0'Wife farts and says ''1 all''Man farts and says ''2-1''Wife farts and says ''2 all''Man farts, follows through and shits the bed. Wife says ''What the fuck was that?''Man says ''Half time. Swap sides.''

Thats going straight on my facebook status, that shits hilarious

14 years ago  #13,146
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would you prefer

my uncle came out of the closet yesterday. hes not gay, he just has alzheimers and thought it was the car

?

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
14 years ago  #13,147
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or

ryan dunn died as he lived. with car parts in his anus

Miraculously, you manage to catch Whispario off-guard and snatch $5,253 from him You catch gabots, and manage to take $9,315 in cash from him. You earn 113306 EXP!
14 years ago  #13,148
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14 years ago  #13,149
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Hey everybody I'm finally back from the Gulf Of Mexico. So I should be a lot more active again. Who are the runners now days?

14 years ago  #13,150
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Originally posted by death9849 Hey everybody I'm finally back from the Gulf Of Mexico. So I should be a lot more active again. Who are the runners now days?

Welcome back to hell death

 

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