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We shall not be moved! We shall not be moved!

7 years ago  #1
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*Knocks on the Warden's office door and then opens the door and walks up to the Warden's desk*

Mr Warden Sir, we believe it is time to air some of our frustrations as female inmates.  I mean it is fair to say that since you provided us with our new chocolate brown buddies some of our frustrations have been relieved.  However some have not.

We find it unfair that the boys get a faux pussy AND a porn, where as we only get our brown buddies, and rather than a stylish porn we get a documentary into sex abuse in the church.  We aren't sure if this is a mess up or if you personally wanted to deprive us of decent porn. I mean it looks like porn on the outside but actually... it was just informative!  

The most erotic part of the entire film appears to be where Lord_Dong is caught on camera pleasuring himself... and even that scene lasts 30 secs.  I personally found this disappointing on a number of levels.

We believe it is our right to watch decent porn Sir.  And that the only decent porn in the Prison is the Hanago Down.  So this is the beginning of our topless protest.  

We shall not be moved We shall not be moved

7 years ago  #2
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I agree Mr. Warden!!! but to be fair I couldn't stop staring at hanas picture so HUH

7 years ago  #3
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You are now subscribed to this thread, topless protest im watching this one

7 years ago  #4
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lord dong is kinda scary i dont want to watch him while im all alone in my cell i could defo handle some hana

7 years ago  #5
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The @Lord_Dong is like grampa porn

7 years ago  #6
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Originally posted by Bud_ I agree Mr. Warden!!! but to be fair I couldn't stop staring at hanas picture so HUH

im with you Bud

7 years ago  #7
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wow stoped training, got my key board all sticky

7 years ago  #8
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7 years ago  #9
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#WeShallNotBeMoved

7 years ago  #10
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Originally posted by Jadescorp
Originally posted by Bud_ I agree Mr. Warden!!! but to be fair I couldn't stop staring at hanas picture so HUH

im with you Bud

+ 1 here

 

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