DUFFLE BAG MUTHAFUCKIN BOYS
heres a better definition
duffel bag boy - A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.



I want one in real life



Could you hand me that ashtray? Right there. Now, what it is, I know you've heard the word a thousand times, it's a rat race. I've been through the contortions of hell, I've had alcoholic seizures and everything else. Now I'm sick, and shaking, like a leaf. It was like silly putty and they threw him the car and the paddywagon and beat him to death. I knocked the front wheel off into outer space and I kinda got angry myself. I have a lot of guns. I like salad. I just ate a nice salad. Baked potato. Cream cheese. And chives. Now, I like to eat a nice salad it might give you something in mind.


lucky my stm was at 35%
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to view HTML VersionI found Moe, trying to fit in shes not a midget and didn't have a duffle bag but shes trying
EDIT: I found her
Last edited by Zanej 14 years ago

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Last edited by JoeInBelize 14 years ago

Watch out DBB on a creep up