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DUFFLE BAG MUTHAFUCKIN BOYS

14 years ago  #1,121
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Originally posted by Ashz so what is a duffle bag boy? Bank robber?

heres a better definition

duffel bag boy - A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.

14 years ago  #1,122
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Originally posted by Ashz thats a lot in my opinion.

oh. then how about 10,000eds?

what are eds anyways? I'm a noob.

14 years ago  #1,123
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Originally posted by Zanej
Originally posted by Ashz so what is a duffle bag boy? Bank robber?

heres a better definition

duffel bag boy - A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.

I want one in real life

14 years ago  #1,124
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Could you hand me that ashtray? Right there. Now, what it is, I know you've heard the word a thousand times, it's a rat race. I've been through the contortions of hell, I've had alcoholic seizures and everything else. Now I'm sick, and shaking, like a leaf. It was like silly putty and they threw him the car and the paddywagon and beat him to death. I knocked the front wheel off into outer space and I kinda got angry myself. I have a lot of guns. I like salad. I just ate a nice salad. Baked potato. Cream cheese. And chives. Now, I like to eat a nice salad it might give you something in mind.

14 years ago  #1,125
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Originally posted by JoeInBelize Could you hand me that ashtray? Right there. Now, what it is, I know you've heard the word a thousand times, it's a rat race. I've been through the contortions of hell, I've had alcoholic seizures and everything else. Now I'm sick, and shaking, like a leaf. It was like silly putty and they threw him the car and the paddywagon and beat him to death. I knocked the front wheel off into outer space and I kinda got angry myself. I have a lot of guns. I like salad. I just ate a nice salad. Baked potato. Cream cheese. And chives. Now, I like to eat a nice salad it might give you something in mind.

 
14 years ago  #1,126
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Originally posted by Odin
Originally posted by JoeInBelize Could you hand me that ashtray? Right there. Now, what it is, I know you've heard the word a thousand times, it's a rat race. I've been through the contortions of hell, I've had alcoholic seizures and everything else. Now I'm sick, and shaking, like a leaf. It was like silly putty and they threw him the car and the paddywagon and beat him to death. I knocked the front wheel off into outer space and I kinda got angry myself. I have a lot of guns. I like salad. I just ate a nice salad. Baked potato. Cream cheese. And chives. Now, I like to eat a nice salad it might give you something in mind.

14 years ago  #1,127
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lucky my stm was at 35%

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14 years ago  #1,128
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I found Moe, trying to fit in shes not a midget and didn't have a duffle bag but shes trying

EDIT: I found her

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14 years ago  #1,129
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It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, Lil_Scrappy, woke up in a swamp. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling scarcely angered, Lil_Scrappy slapped a gerbil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Giggling like schoolgirl, he realized that his beloved dildo was missing! Immediately he called his lover, Juice_Lucy. Lil_Scrappy had known Juice_Lucy for (plus or minus) 61 years, the majority of which were enchanting ones. Juice_Lucy was unique. She was outgoing though sometimes a little... dimwitted. Lil_Scrappy called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

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14 years ago  #1,130
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Watch out DBB on a creep up

 

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