R-Mart is now open for business. Well, at least the sign shop is...

Need a forum signature? How about a pic for your profile? Then you've come to the right spot.

Listen, I ain't cheap. But the product is first-quality, and satisfaction is guaranteed. Not satisfied? Fuck off with that bullshit, and get your pic somewhere else then.

5,000 eds will get you started with a forum sig. Your basic sig with maybe your name, maybe your gang, maybe your avatar... It all depends on what you're into. All my forum sigs are optimized to be the right size, so you won't ever get a dwarfed picture, or something that doesn't fit in your sig. With that said, it only fits if it is the ONLY image in your signature. If you want another image alongside the one I make you, fuck off. My work doesn't need to be displayed next to some other bullshit.

Here's an example of a Banner (5,000 eds or 20 favs):

So 5,000 eds is too cheap, you say? You want to spend a bit more? Fuck yeah, I like your style. You need something animated. Something that will catch attention with the quickness, and make you stand out from the rest. This is straight baller status right here, and the price is an exclusive price. I've made it expensive because... well, if it was cheap, everyone and their mothers would have one, which would devalue your signature. Ready for the price? 15,000 eds or 50 favs. Feel like bitching about the price? Then go make your own fucking animated banner.

Wanna see what an Animated Banner (15,000 eds or 50 favs) looks like?

Remember when I said 5,000 eds would get you started? I lied. But now that I have your attention, let me show you what I can do for 2,500 eds. This is called a mini-banner. This is the budget version of a real banner, and information is limited as to what can fit. But don't whine about what you get; you're only paying 2,500 eds, after all...

Here's your Cheap Ass Mini Banner (2,500 eds) example:

Want an animated cheap ass mini banner? Well, the price just jumped up to 5,000 eds again. You see how this works? It's full circle.

Here's your Cheap Ass Animated Mini Banner (5,000 eds or 20 favs) examples:

Okay, how about some pictures for your profile? You can go with them cheap dudes who will make you a FaceInHole.com pic for 1,000 eds, or you can pay top dollar for a top quality pic. How much, you ask? Prices for pics are 8,000 eds or 25 favs. Not bad, you say? Great! Put your order in!

Gotta love some Profile Pics (8,000 eds or 25 favs):

And last, here's the platinum grills, yo. The straight baller status... And EXCLUSIVE animated pic for your profile. I'm only making 5 of these EVER (until I quit and come back again), so get yours while the quantities last! But wait, before you inbox me with "I want a platinum banner", you gotta agree to the price. You ready for this? 20,000 eds or 75 favs. Yup, you heard me. You crying about the price? Dafuq outta my thread; these are for the elite only. And again, only 5 will ever be produced (probably not, but who can afford a 20k eds banner anyways, right?)

So who wants to step up and be the first to get their R-Mart VIP Card and order a Platinum Picture?

Here's your Platinum Picture (20k eds or 75 favs) example:

Whatever your style is, come and get it at R-Mart! Please note that turnaround time could be 3 to 7 days. And if I don't like your idea, I reserve the right to turn down your business because I can be a bitch like that.

Rock and roll.

I need pic for the profile hook suttin up n lmk what I owe ya

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