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Prisoner Steve993 woke to the clanging dawn bell of the prisonblock, his head still spinning from a fever dream where a horse paced the corridors like a guard. The walls seemed to breathe, and a graffiti scrawl read “dizzy dildo” like some nonsensical code left by inmates who’d lost track of meaning.

During yard time, Steve993 met hanako, a quiet librarian assigned to the cell wing, who spoke in riddles and slipped him books about escape and patience. Together they decoded the strange messages of the prisonblock, realizing the words weren’t obscene or mad at all—just reminders that even in confinement, imagination could still gallop free like a horse beyond the walls.

Short means short

Mens 1st place

True to form i am posting the silent player Negan's entry to the Year of the horse competition... well played Negan 😅👀😅🤣

I sit writing this from my jail cell in Prison Block, not to tell a story, but to warn other inmates about a cat who used to be named Harvey. A 45 year old New Zealand character actor (who transitioned and now goes by Hanako) and Raul_Duke. We're all stuck in here with these weirdos, and it gets weirder.

I first met them on the set of HanaGo Down, where I worked as a producer's assistant. My task that day? Find Harvey, who was known to be a bit of a Merlot style, girl-drink drunk, and also a bit handsy among the male staffers. The studio was in chaos, a missing star, missing gear and we were burning daylight!

Harvey had vanished, along with twenty cases of Dizzy Dildos worth a fortune, as did Raul_Duke, a struggling actor who was the assistant to the Property Manager. This was no small feat running off with that much gear as the sheer size of a Dizzy Dildo would make a horse cry - not to mention a full case of V'Day Tube 'o Lubes. Other smaller items were missing including items meant for recycling, like Dark Wood Blocks, Box o' Parts a Beat-up Microwave, Empty Cans, Pliers, and for whatever reason, a box of Zombie Hair! Who the fuck needs a box of Zombie Hair? Anyhow...

After about an hour of searching I found my way deep in the film studio when I first heard the moaning and screaming. Heart pounding, I crept toward the amenities room door located in Mustafa's office where the loud screams had come from. Screams coupled with the fast whirring sounds of machinery that could only be described as a commercial KitchenAid mixer, max speed of 10 and pounding out a dry, heavy dough ball slapping against its metal bowl.

Peeking inside, it was the smell that hit me first, and through the haze I could see Harvey and the prop assistant had rigged those Dizzy Dildos into a demented carnival contraption: a spinning, whirring madness of pieces where the sound of machinery & lube smacking skin made me almost vomit. You couldn't count the number of empty V'Day Tube o' Lubes that littered the floor.

Harvey saw me first and yelled, "It's for my character's motivation!", still grinding, spinning and pushing back on the contraption they built as lube splattered the office walls. Raul spit out a VDay Dildo and shrieked "It's OK! Hanako needs to understand dizziness for their role!"

I was in flight mode! I ran out and everything exploded from there. Hanako and Raul blamed me for the missing equipment. Security footage had vanished. Both of them conspired with matching testimonies that I was the culprit.

Once the film came out, Hanako fully transitioned and was sent to Prison Block for her crimes. With the help of Tommy (MU's fav guard), Raul_Duke escaped Prison Block over a year ago and is rumoured to be operating a child resource centre in Minnesota. Hanako is in for identity theft, still pretending innocence, still spinning lies to fresh victims. She is the "booty bandit" of South Dakota who preys upon the newbies with free Chocolate Bars, Small Waters and Energy Drinks.

If you spy her cell and see a Dizzy Dildo loaded, run. That's my only warning.

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Nice work kiwi 🇳🇿🥝

They buried the screams under concrete, just like everything else in prisonblock.

Roxy learned early that the walls listened. If you stayed quiet, they whispered back. If you laughed, they remembered you. She laughed a lot. A crazy white girl with cracked lips and eyes that never blinked long enough—Roxy counted heartbeats instead of time.

They kept Hanako three levels down, where the air tasted wrong. Hanako said the prison wasn’t built—it grew. That the corridors rearranged themselves when the lights flickered, that cells shifted an inch closer every night. Roxy believed her. Roxy believed everything.

In the yard stood the horse, half statue, half accusation. Its mouth was open like it had tried to scream while the cement set. Roxy swore it followed her with its hollow eyes. She fed it secrets. Names. Confessions. It drank them greedily.

During lockdown, the phrase came back—dizzy dildo—scratched again and again into the walls, into skin, into memory. A nonsense term, the guards said. A joke. But every time Roxy heard it, her vision twisted, the floor rolled like water, and the prison breathed her in.

That night, Hanako vanished. So did the horse.

In the morning, Roxy was found sitting upright on her bunk, hands clean, mouth sewn into a smile with thread torn from a mattress. When asked where the others had gone, she tilted her head and whispered:

“The prison needed them.”

In prisonblock, madness doesn’t break you.

It teaches you what the walls are hungry for.

This is the tale of how one of prison blocks youngest inmates, at least back when he was first incarcerated came to be.

The year is 2011, back when the most notorious inmates were all already cozied up Arizona way before any talks of South Dakota’s or Arbor Hills, when the yard was limited to only 15 searches every hour, when the most notorious inmate at the time was BKGangstar from some gang called The Union. But this story isn’t about them, it’s about our young prisoner who even before entering the New Jersey prison hall was already making a fool of himself misspelling his name putting TheGrimraper instead of TheGrimreaper thus sealing his fate for years to come.

How he came to New Jersey state prison is quite the interesting story, being young and full of hormones, he and hours young group of friends were hanging around at the mall window shopping going store to store when they happened upon a store, a store well known at the time for having x rated material in the far back. Being the more daring of the group, Grim was dared by his friend 1169 to run and steal the most expensive toy they had, the gold and diamond encrusted dizzy dildo. He told them give him 5 minutes and he’ll back, get ready to run he said as he begin his walk into the Spencer’s.

Quickly eyeing and getting a sense of the employees and how oblivious they are, he quickly made his way to the back, grabbing a horse mask on his way as if the cameras hadn’t already seen him enter. He slips on the mask, quickly grabs the dizzy dildo And makes a bolt for the exit, knocking over stand of clothing and countless shelves, mall security was made note soon as he entered the store, the group of teens being monitored for the last hour, security was ready or so they thought.

Soon as Grim makes it through the exit of the store, he’s quickly rushed upon by a mall cop, not knowing what to do he takes a wild swing using the dizzy dildo, aiming for the officers head quickly incapacitating the poor guy. Just as the Officer hits the floor, the actual authorities are called placing the mall on lockdown, every exit having a squadron of officers waiting for any hint of grim trying to escape. With not wanting to make things Grim slowly exits through the malls main entrance where he is quickly taken down and handcuffed, transported to New Jersey state prison.

Fast forward 15 years, 2026, now fully embracing the name he’s mistakenly gave him self, even when the constant playful mocking from female inmates such as HanaKo and Nina, TheGrimraper embraces his life sentence in the prison block system, 6 prisons to visit, countless amenities to partake in and enjoy, life could be worse he thinks, as he takes a swig of a Paddy’s pint, lifting a dumbbell with his free hand.

This ends our short little tale on how one’s of prison blocks youngest and longest active inmates came to be.

Criminal was covered in blood. Who's blood? Why? Why did he have so much blood on him, that his skin itself looked red? Well, Criminal was a man of Justice. Some would say a man of punishment, but justice is the correct word. Punishment just tends to happen through justice prevailing. A consequence you can say. Be it known, an inhumane punishment is continuously laid for one specific group (pun intended)

On the Prison Block, there is a gang called FAG. No, that wasn't an insult. They are in fact a click of FAGs. And it is in fact, their gang tag. Their jail cell walls consist of brittany spears posters and Iran flags. Mixed drinks in their fridge. They have barbies in their vault. They have rainbow colored cupcakes, and tampons (even though they're all "men"). And of course their Dizzy dildo which was the size of a horse penile. That dildo has had a clear targetforpractice all 2025 (pun fkn intended motherfucker). And that's besides getting beat half to death by Criminal and the rest of the prisoners on the block. The FAGs will cease to exist. As did allin.............

The blood on Criminal was because of binos bitch azz

PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME! IT'S SEÑOR BÏNO TO YOU!

#AllHailBino