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Q: When's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

A: Before the First Period.

Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

A: Full

an uneducated blonde was going inside a electronics store. she ask a staff in charge how much does the small television cost. but the staff repled ' I'm very sorry miss but we don't sell anything to blonde'

the next day the blonde come back this time her hair was die black. but the staff again replied the same thing.

so the day after that the blonde come back and this time with her hair die red asking the same thing this time the staff replied in an angry voice that they don't sell anything to blonde who can't differentiate between a television and a microwave.

p.s. I'm very sorry if any blonde are hurt by what i said but i did say uneducated blonde.

ant to those who don't understand the joke the uneducated blonde thought that a microwave was a television

Please do not be offended by these jokes and im very sorry if you are.

Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?

A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Q: There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?

A: The one on the range.

Q:Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?

A: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.

Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

Hope you like these jokes and i cant wait to read some more.

... what other kind is there?

Q: What do u call 4 mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro sinco.

Please tell me you laughed at this one

finally a thread with jokes

 Thats why it says POST YOUR JOKES HERE

three vampire was fighting over who was the best. so the eldest of the three declare that the best vampire will be the one who can take as much blood from a village at the best time.

 so the first one fly as hard as he can.15 minute later he come back with blood all over his clothes. the other vampire was impress.

 the second vampire fly and come back 3 minute later with a dead body on his mouth. the other again impress with his achievment.

 but third wasn't happy since he  is eldest vampire there and someone could acctually beat him so he flew as hard as he can and just few second later he come back with blood covering his mouth. every one know he had won and declare he was the best vampire of all.

at the eldest vampire home he was ask by his wife how did he do it and so he reply 'easy, just hit yourself at the nearest lampost'

Here some more :

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.